Me trying to explain dark humor to people who get offended easily ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.๐Ÿ’ฉ
4 months ago
Me trying to give my friend some constructive criticism ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me after explaining to my friend why crypto is a good investment
4 months ago
Ranji's daily commute is the stuff of legends! ๐Ÿ˜‚ For just $2, witness the hilarity of a one-legged, one-armed, one-eyed 9-year-old navigating 7 miles on a rusty, one-pedaled bike. ๐Ÿšด๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you're young and already know what you want to be when you grow up ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
When your LiveJasmin date gets a little *too* exciting ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
4 months ago
When you run out of lotion and you're desperate ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
This tattoo was his pride and joy... until he showered with his new homies. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
4 months ago
When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches ๐Ÿ’€. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
4 months ago
When you wake up and find out your one-night stand could have lasting consequences๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
4 months ago