When your crush says they are feeling more suicidal than usual and your first thought is "lemme smash" 💀
5 months ago
Me when my friend says they are gonna be a transformer and I unplug their life support
5 months ago
When you try to flex on someone with no arms but forget you also have no arms 😂😭
5 months ago
Me trying to explain dark humor to people who get offended easily 😂
5 months ago
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.💩
5 months ago
Me trying to give my friend some constructive criticism 😂
5 months ago
Me after explaining to my friend why crypto is a good investment
5 months ago
Ranji's daily commute is the stuff of legends! 😂 For just $2, witness the hilarity of a one-legged, one-armed, one-eyed 9-year-old navigating 7 miles on a rusty, one-pedaled bike. 🚴😂
5 months ago
When you're young and already know what you want to be when you grow up 😂
5 months ago
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). 🏊💀
5 months ago
When your LiveJasmin date gets a little *too* exciting 😈
5 months ago
When you run out of lotion and you're desperate 💀
5 months ago
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level 💀
5 months ago
This tattoo was his pride and joy... until he showered with his new homies. 😂
5 months ago
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
5 months ago