Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
1 year ago
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Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball 😂💀
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
127
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. 👶💩
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
118
When you water your plants but are worried they might grow up to be weeds 😂
When you water your plants but are worried they might grow up to be weeds ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
87
When you want to make a statement, but you're also a walking hazard. 😅
When you want to make a statement, but you're also a walking hazard. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
85
Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!"  🚗💥😂
Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!" ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
1 year ago
119
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands 😈
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
78
POV: You're a Pop-Tart cat on 9/11. (Too soon?)
POV: You're a Pop-Tart cat on 9/11. (Too soon?)
1 year ago
78
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance 👁️👄👁️
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
119
5 out of 6 ain't bad, right? 😬
5 out of 6 ain't bad, right? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
130
When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" 💀✈️🪦
When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" ๐Ÿ’€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿชฆ
1 year ago
78
Me and my plushie when someone tries to steal it 🔪
Me and my plushie when someone tries to steal it ๐Ÿ”ช
1 year ago
132
When your friend tells you about their paranormal encounter, and you respond with the most offensive story possible 😂
When your friend tells you about their paranormal encounter, and you respond with the most offensive story possible ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
118
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight.  Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am 🥕
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight. Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am ๐Ÿฅ•
1 year ago
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