When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot 🥕💣
4 months ago
When the Care Bears get a little too careless 🌈🐻🍺
4 months ago
Me after finding out the ice machine at McDonalds is broken again
4 months ago
When you just really want a Pepsi but also kinda want a seizure. Epilepsy, the official sponsor of spontaneous fits of happiness (and maybe some other stuff too 😉).
4 months ago
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
4 months ago
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course 😬
4 months ago
When you're feeling down but still want to look fabulous ✨💅 #prettydeath
4 months ago
When you've been single for too long and start questioning your life choices 🐷🌕
4 months ago
Me and the boys on 9/10
4 months ago
When your group chat gets a little too dark 😈🔪🔥 Even the cat's like 'Meow?' 🤔
4 months ago
When you interview a cop on a kids' show 🐷👮‍♂️
4 months ago
When your pillow talk escalates quickly 😂😳 #WhatJustHappened
4 months ago
When your future holds some 'unpredictable' surprises! 🚀⏳😳
4 months ago
POV: You're driving the free candy van 😂
4 months ago
When your history class project goes way too far 🇩🇪👉🚫
4 months ago