Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
3 months ago
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands 😈
3 months ago
POV: You're a Pop-Tart cat on 9/11. (Too soon?)
3 months ago
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance 👁ïļðŸ‘„👁ïļ
3 months ago
5 out of 6 ain't bad, right? 😎
3 months ago
When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" 💀✈ïļðŸŠĶ
3 months ago
Me and my plushie when someone tries to steal it 🔊
3 months ago
When your friend tells you about their paranormal encounter, and you respond with the most offensive story possible 😂
3 months ago
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight. Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am ðŸĨ•
3 months ago
I didn't see that coming 😂. Worst therapy session ever.
3 months ago
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot ðŸĨ•ðŸ’Ģ
3 months ago
When the Care Bears get a little too careless 🌈ðŸŧ🍚
3 months ago
Me after finding out the ice machine at McDonalds is broken again
3 months ago
When you just really want a Pepsi but also kinda want a seizure. Epilepsy, the official sponsor of spontaneous fits of happiness (and maybe some other stuff too 😉).
3 months ago
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
3 months ago