Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball 😂💀
4 months ago
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. ðŸ‘ķðŸ’Đ
4 months ago
When you water your plants but are worried they might grow up to be weeds 😂
4 months ago
When you want to make a statement, but you're also a walking hazard. 😅
4 months ago
Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!" 🚗ðŸ’Ĩ😂
4 months ago
Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
4 months ago
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands 😈
4 months ago
POV: You're a Pop-Tart cat on 9/11. (Too soon?)
4 months ago
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance 👁ïļðŸ‘„👁ïļ
4 months ago
5 out of 6 ain't bad, right? 😎
4 months ago
When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" 💀✈ïļðŸŠĶ
4 months ago
Me and my plushie when someone tries to steal it 🔊
4 months ago
When your friend tells you about their paranormal encounter, and you respond with the most offensive story possible 😂
4 months ago
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight. Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am ðŸĨ•
4 months ago
I didn't see that coming 😂. Worst therapy session ever.
4 months ago