When your pet turtle embraces its inner carnivore 🐢🥓🍴
When your pet turtle embraces its inner carnivore ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿด
1 year ago
99
When your milk gets an identity crisis and decides to taste like... Homo 🙄🥛
When your milk gets an identity crisis and decides to taste like... Homo ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฅ›
1 year ago
133
When the sauce is life, but it becomes your full-time job. 🌯😂
When the sauce is life, but it becomes your full-time job. ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
94
Me when I try to break a Kit Kat and it crumbles instead of snapping cleanly 🤬
Me when I try to break a Kit Kat and it crumbles instead of snapping cleanly ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
133
🤔 If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? 😱
๐Ÿค” If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? Crushed babies? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
124
Me when I find the After Eights at 7:26 PM
Me when I find the After Eights at 7:26 PM
1 year ago
114
Finally, a soup that understands me.
Finally, a soup that understands me.
1 year ago
133
Me after having Blair's After Death Sauce with my wrap:
First two panels: *Nom nom*
Last two panels: "Regretting every life decision that led up to this very moment."
Me after having Blair's After Death Sauce with my wrap: First two panels: *Nom nom* Last two panels: "Regretting every life decision that led up to this very moment."
1 year ago
71
Me trying to cut back on cheesecake after realizing my jeans don't fit anymore 😭
Me trying to cut back on cheesecake after realizing my jeans don't fit anymore ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
120
When 'I LOVE YOU' turns into a candy confession 🍬💌
When 'I LOVE YOU' turns into a candy confession ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ’Œ
1 year ago
111
When your sandwich game reaches legendary status! 🥪🔪😲
When your sandwich game reaches legendary status! ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜ฒ
1 year ago
193
Me expecting a whole chocolate bar vs. the tiny toy I actually got. 😭
Me expecting a whole chocolate bar vs. the tiny toy I actually got. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
119
Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad 😂
Me saving every bacon meme I find online so I can look at them when I'm hungry and/or sad ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
108
Bacon strips dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles. The perfect way to start (and end) your day 🥓🍫🤤
Bacon strips dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles. The perfect way to start (and end) your day ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿซ๐Ÿคค
1 year ago
116
Me trying to eat watermelon like a normal person vs. my boyfriend devouring his slice in 0.5 seconds ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
113