Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology 😂
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
92
When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally 😳
When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
125
Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! 🍖👑
Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘‘
1 year ago
109
Finally! I can add bacon to my burger without all the hassle of actually cooking bacon🥓🍔😂
Finally! I can add bacon to my burger without all the hassle of actually cooking bacon๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115
When the vegan says you're a murderer, but you ordered the whole family bucket so no chicken gets left behind 😂
When the vegan says you're a murderer, but you ordered the whole family bucket so no chicken gets left behind ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
When you order Papa Johns but forgot to tip the last guy 😂🍕
When you order Papa Johns but forgot to tip the last guy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
129
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
1 year ago
124
Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY.

Me: Challenge accepted! 😂
Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY. Me: Challenge accepted! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
70
When your love for bacon meets your love for beer: the ultimate brew handle! 🥓🍺
When your love for bacon meets your love for beer: the ultimate brew handle! ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
113
When your candy gives you a little too much cheek! 🍑😜
When your candy gives you a little too much cheek! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
112
🍰 When life gives you stress, eat it backwards! 😋
๐Ÿฐ When life gives you stress, eat it backwards! ๐Ÿ˜‹
1 year ago
83
When you want to tell your diet you're in an open relationship 😂🍔❤️
When you want to tell your diet you're in an open relationship ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”โค๏ธ
1 year ago
128
When baking meets construction: Building flavor one brick at a time! 🧱🍫😂
When baking meets construction: Building flavor one brick at a time! ๐Ÿงฑ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
144
When you see the fried chicken on the menu 🍗 ➡️ 😍 ➡️ 😕 ➡️ 😩
When you see the fried chicken on the menu ๐Ÿ— โžก๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ โžก๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜• โžก๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
92
Vermont: Where the trees produce liquid gold! 🍁🤑
Vermont: Where the trees produce liquid gold! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿค‘
1 year ago
94