When the Chinese restaurant has had enough of your lost cat posters ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you realize being the new chef at an Indian restaurant means you control the spice... and therefore the UNIVERSE!! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ
3 months ago
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you ask for a banana split and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜ณ
3 months ago
Behold, the meat manger! On this day, we celebrate the birth of...protein! ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘‘
3 months ago
Finally! I can add bacon to my burger without all the hassle of actually cooking bacon๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When the vegan says you're a murderer, but you ordered the whole family bucket so no chicken gets left behind ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you order Papa Johns but forgot to tip the last guy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•
3 months ago
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
3 months ago
Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY. Me: Challenge accepted! ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When your love for bacon meets your love for beer: the ultimate brew handle! ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿบ
3 months ago
When your candy gives you a little too much cheek! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜œ
3 months ago
๐Ÿฐ When life gives you stress, eat it backwards! ๐Ÿ˜‹
3 months ago
When you want to tell your diet you're in an open relationship ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”โค๏ธ
3 months ago
When baking meets construction: Building flavor one brick at a time! ๐Ÿงฑ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago