Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! 😂
Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
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Your government-issued, anti-nuke, cardboard bunker is now ready for deployment. Stay safe out there! 📦
Your government-issued, anti-nuke, cardboard bunker is now ready for deployment. Stay safe out there! ๐Ÿ“ฆ
5 months ago
238
US government spending priorities be like: 'Free college for everyone? Nah, let's spend billions on a war instead.' 🤷‍♂️💸
US government spending priorities be like: 'Free college for everyone? Nah, let's spend billions on a war instead.' ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
5 months ago
264
Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. 😂
Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
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A classic case of mistaken identity in the force. This is just awkward for everyone involved. 🐷👮‍♂️
A classic case of mistaken identity in the force. This is just awkward for everyone involved. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
5 months ago
268
The 'hard times create strong men' cycle has one simple outcome in the Middle East, and it's always war. 🤷‍♂️
The 'hard times create strong men' cycle has one simple outcome in the Middle East, and it's always war. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
5 months ago
166
Explaining the family business to your daughter. It's a booming industry! 💥
Explaining the family business to your daughter. It's a booming industry! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
5 months ago
173
Suddenly, nuclear weapons are a very good reason NOT to attack. Funny how that works. 🤔
Suddenly, nuclear weapons are a very good reason NOT to attack. Funny how that works. ๐Ÿค”
5 months ago
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When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. 😂🚩
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฉ
5 months ago
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The ultimate 'get out of jail free' card. Who knew it was this simple? 😂
The ultimate 'get out of jail free' card. Who knew it was this simple? ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
213
The internal monologue of a woke activist trying to reconcile their talking points. 🧠💥
The internal monologue of a woke activist trying to reconcile their talking points. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’ฅ
5 months ago
262
It's so rude of Russia to place their country right in the middle of all our strategically placed military bases. Some people have no consideration! 🤔😂
It's so rude of Russia to place their country right in the middle of all our strategically placed military bases. Some people have no consideration! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
203
Checkmate, government agents. Your move. Now they're the ones who are scared. 😉
Checkmate, government agents. Your move. Now they're the ones who are scared. ๐Ÿ˜‰
5 months ago
253
And they say the monarchy is all about tradition and good breeding... 🤔
And they say the monarchy is all about tradition and good breeding... ๐Ÿค”
5 months ago
264
Russia's tourism options: one is a vacation, the other is a surprise 'special military operation'. Choose wisely. 🤔
Russia's tourism options: one is a vacation, the other is a surprise 'special military operation'. Choose wisely. ๐Ÿค”
5 months ago
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