When he hits you with that presidential rizz. 🔥 He's got my vote.
When he hits you with that presidential rizz. ๐Ÿ”ฅ He's got my vote.
3 months ago
104
When you vote for a visionary who'll take you to Mars but get a real estate developer who'd rather play with Legos. 🚀🧱
When you vote for a visionary who'll take you to Mars but get a real estate developer who'd rather play with Legos. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿงฑ
3 months ago
163
Just a casual father-daughter conversation about geopolitical strategy and ensuring the family legacy. ☢️
Just a casual father-daughter conversation about geopolitical strategy and ensuring the family legacy. โ˜ข๏ธ
3 months ago
147
Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! 😂
Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
109
Your government-issued, anti-nuke, cardboard bunker is now ready for deployment. Stay safe out there! 📦
Your government-issued, anti-nuke, cardboard bunker is now ready for deployment. Stay safe out there! ๐Ÿ“ฆ
3 months ago
157
US government spending priorities be like: 'Free college for everyone? Nah, let's spend billions on a war instead.' 🤷‍♂️💸
US government spending priorities be like: 'Free college for everyone? Nah, let's spend billions on a war instead.' ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
3 months ago
176
Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. 😂
Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
134
A classic case of mistaken identity in the force. This is just awkward for everyone involved. 🐷👮‍♂️
A classic case of mistaken identity in the force. This is just awkward for everyone involved. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago
170
The 'hard times create strong men' cycle has one simple outcome in the Middle East, and it's always war. 🤷‍♂️
The 'hard times create strong men' cycle has one simple outcome in the Middle East, and it's always war. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago
113
Explaining the family business to your daughter. It's a booming industry! 💥
Explaining the family business to your daughter. It's a booming industry! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
3 months ago
123
Suddenly, nuclear weapons are a very good reason NOT to attack. Funny how that works. 🤔
Suddenly, nuclear weapons are a very good reason NOT to attack. Funny how that works. ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
185
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. 😂🚩
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฉ
3 months ago
126
The ultimate 'get out of jail free' card. Who knew it was this simple? 😂
The ultimate 'get out of jail free' card. Who knew it was this simple? ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
141
The internal monologue of a woke activist trying to reconcile their talking points. 🧠💥
The internal monologue of a woke activist trying to reconcile their talking points. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’ฅ
3 months ago
171
It's so rude of Russia to place their country right in the middle of all our strategically placed military bases. Some people have no consideration! 🤔😂
It's so rude of Russia to place their country right in the middle of all our strategically placed military bases. Some people have no consideration! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
142