Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. 🤔
1 month ago
Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
1 month ago
When helping someone involves writing a new law 😂 #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
1 month ago
🤔 Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac 🍔🍟
1 month ago
Michelle Obama watching Barack having a good time with the Prime Minister of Thailand 😂
1 month ago
When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole 😂
1 month ago
"If we don't stop them now, they'll have parades and get married and stuff! Oh, the humanity!"
1 month ago
When basic biology goes against your belief system 😂
1 month ago
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
1 month ago
Politicians before and after elections be like: 🥺➡️😐
1 month ago
Surrounded yet threatened? 🤔 Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
1 month ago
Me trying to understand why my Irish uncle is so proud of his potato salad recipe. 🤔
1 month ago
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you." Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that 😂"
1 month ago
Big companies be like: *changes logo to rainbow* "We support gay rights!" Also big companies on July 1st: *changes logo back* "Being gay is cringe again."
1 month ago
Me trying to understand the government's logic behind taxes 🤔
1 month ago