Walking through the wrong neighborhood after passing GO and collecting $200. 🤷‍♂️
1 month ago
When someone asks for the source on basic biology. 🧬😂
1 month ago
And just like that, their opinion becomes invalid. 🧐
1 month ago
Pfizer solving all the world's problems, one jab at a time. 🌡️⬇️
1 month ago
When your mom is a political commentator instead of a biologist. 😂
1 month ago
When you're hunting for a great white shark but find a whole different kettle of fish. 🦈
1 month ago
They'll be looking for knives, not for... 'tactical accessories'. Modern problems require modern solutions. 😉
1 month ago
They called me crazy, but at least I wasn't working from inside a laundry hamper. 😂🤷
2 months ago
The road to no fishing is paved with good intentions... and a lot of permits. 😂
2 months ago
Somehow, a giant man-eating shark seems more manageable. 😬
2 months ago
Oi mate, you got a loicense for that spicy meme? 🇬🇧💂‍♂️
2 months ago
My dog's political ideology changes depending on whose food bowl is full. 🐍 vs ☭
2 months ago
When the logic is so twisted it starts to make sense in a weird way. 🤔💀
2 months ago
When you realize your degree in Gender Studies doesn't help you use Excel. 😬
2 months ago
When you're the only one in the group who did their own 'research'. 🧐
2 months ago