Democrats after visiting a Red State:
1 month ago
🤔 If taxes are theft, yet considered voluntary due to majority vote, does that also apply to other controversial subjects? 🤯 Is this a loophole or a logical fallacy? 🤔
1 month ago
Europe: "We need to do something about the growing migrant crisis." Migrants: "Say no more fam!"
1 month ago
So, if you're happy in a non-muslim country, why did you even leave your own? 🤔
1 month ago
Pigs and people striking a deal. I guess bacon really is off the menu now. 🤔
1 month ago
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!" Khamenei: "🤔 Is this kosher?"
1 month ago
Me trying to subtly slide into the Supreme Leader's DMs
1 month ago
USA: "Here's $6 Billion, but don't spend it on terrorism." Iran: "No, I will not cause terror by spending it all on the bomb vending machine."
1 month ago
When you realize Trump might have dual citizenship 🇺🇸🇮🇱
1 month ago
When you accidentally schedule the Death to America meeting during everyone's lunch break.
1 month ago
When you accidentally wear your MAGA shirt to the African safari
1 month ago
This guy really said "YOLO" in the most chaotic way possible. The sheer audacity. 😂 Imagine the combined cringe of 5 billion people. That's enough energy to power a small city... or launch a rocket to the moon. 🚀
1 month ago
When the meal prep calls for extra gravy and freedom fries 🇺🇸🍟
1 month ago
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well." I guess silence is golden... and delicious? 🤔
1 month ago
USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons! Person: Why don't you attack Russia? USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! 😂
1 month ago