When you're a real estate mogul, even your pants need to have ample ballroom space. 🤣
When you're a real estate mogul, even your pants need to have ample ballroom space. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 month ago
89
The difference between a 20-minute special operation and a multi-year subscription to trench warfare. Some prefer the express checkout. 😎✈️💥
The difference between a 20-minute special operation and a multi-year subscription to trench warfare. Some prefer the express checkout. ๐Ÿ˜Žโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 month ago
82
Forget saving the planet, let's just buy the green parts! The Art of the Deal, Greenland edition. 🧊💰
Forget saving the planet, let's just buy the green parts! The Art of the Deal, Greenland edition. ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 month ago
71
When he hits you with that presidential rizz. 🔥 He's got my vote.
When he hits you with that presidential rizz. ๐Ÿ”ฅ He's got my vote.
1 month ago
62
When you vote for a visionary who'll take you to Mars but get a real estate developer who'd rather play with Legos. 🚀🧱
When you vote for a visionary who'll take you to Mars but get a real estate developer who'd rather play with Legos. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿงฑ
1 month ago
88
Just a casual father-daughter conversation about geopolitical strategy and ensuring the family legacy. ☢️
Just a casual father-daughter conversation about geopolitical strategy and ensuring the family legacy. โ˜ข๏ธ
1 month ago
84
Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! 😂
Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
69
Your government-issued, anti-nuke, cardboard bunker is now ready for deployment. Stay safe out there! 📦
Your government-issued, anti-nuke, cardboard bunker is now ready for deployment. Stay safe out there! ๐Ÿ“ฆ
1 month ago
82
US government spending priorities be like: 'Free college for everyone? Nah, let's spend billions on a war instead.' 🤷‍♂️💸
US government spending priorities be like: 'Free college for everyone? Nah, let's spend billions on a war instead.' ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 month ago
103
Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. 😂
Finally, a candidate who is honest about their platform. Nobody gets my vote this year. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
72
A classic case of mistaken identity in the force. This is just awkward for everyone involved. 🐷👮‍♂️
A classic case of mistaken identity in the force. This is just awkward for everyone involved. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
106
The 'hard times create strong men' cycle has one simple outcome in the Middle East, and it's always war. 🤷‍♂️
The 'hard times create strong men' cycle has one simple outcome in the Middle East, and it's always war. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
78
Explaining the family business to your daughter. It's a booming industry! 💥
Explaining the family business to your daughter. It's a booming industry! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
2 months ago
84
Suddenly, nuclear weapons are a very good reason NOT to attack. Funny how that works. 🤔
Suddenly, nuclear weapons are a very good reason NOT to attack. Funny how that works. ๐Ÿค”
2 months ago
112
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. 😂🚩
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฉ
2 months ago
83