Obama casually dropping the mic after releasing his birth certificate 😂
2 days ago
When you want to make sure your vote counts... but you're also the one counting the votes 😂
3 days ago
Kim Jong-un's morning affirmation: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the best Korea of them all?" 😂
3 days ago
Nuclear, oil, and coal? No problem! Wind turbines in my backyard? We're all gonna die!!!
4 days ago
Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
4 days ago
Me trying to explain to my toaster why it's not toasting my bread properly 🤔
6 days ago
When you and your girls run the world 💅🌎 #FirstLadies #FashionGoals #BossBabes
6 days ago
When your double standard is so obvious, it's a meme. 💀
6 days ago
Me trying to separate my personal life from my work life.
6 days ago
When the UN says they're "involved" in Africa but haven't actually resolved anything since 1945. 🤷‍♂️
6 days ago
When you're tasked with rebranding the EU flag to reflect current events. 🔨☪️🇪🇺
6 days ago
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is a villain. The other gives away YOUR secrets for money and is Man of the Year. 🤔
7 days ago
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
7 days ago
When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
7 days ago
The Unemployed American getting more votes than Mark Zuckerberg in the 2010 TIME person of the year poll is peak 2010. 😂
7 days ago