When you accidentally become a symbol of hope and freedom after burning books, banning music, hating blacks and murdering gays ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
21 hours ago
When you and your friend are both running for class president and only one of you can win ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 hours ago
If abortion is murder, then my ex owes me a LOT of prison time for all those blowjobs.
21 hours ago
When the dictionary changes its definition of words every 5 minutes ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Confused
1 day ago
One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. ๐Ÿค”
1 day ago
Me pretending to be a Jedi when the cops start using tear gas ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 day ago
Why did the police officer cross the road? To beat the chicken for being black. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿš“
1 day ago
Me after seeing how high the gas prices are these days โ›ฝ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 day ago
Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’ฐ"
1 day ago
Honey, woke is when you mix equality with a sprinkle of delusion and a whole lotta denial. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
Elon Musk to Trump: "No, seriously, tell them it's a good idea to jump."
2 days ago
Democrats performing CPR on Racism: "Don't you die on me, you bastard! We still need to use you!"
2 days ago
Trump: "No one is above the law." Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 days ago
When you just wanna use the ladies' room, but everyone's too preoccupied with their gender politics ๐Ÿ™„
2 days ago
Tom Cruise: Highest paid actor of all time! Volodymyr Zelenskyy: Hold my beer ๐Ÿบ
2 days ago