Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government: ๐Ÿ“‰
3 months ago
Police Medic: "Sir, are you feeling unwell?" Protestor: "A little..." Police Medic: *Raises baton* "I've got just the cure for that!" ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿšจ
3 months ago
When you realize the meeting is just an elaborate tea ceremony.
3 months ago
Inflation hitting everyone hard these days ๐Ÿ˜”
3 months ago
When someone tells you to "trust the science" without questioning anything. ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ
3 months ago
When you're trying to unite Europe, but accidentally create the USSR 2.0
3 months ago
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
3 months ago
Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
3 months ago
When politeness meets paranoia ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's a 'thank you,' not a declaration of war! #overthinking
3 months ago
Palin Condoms: As thin as her resume.๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago
POV: Youโ€™re debating politics with your uncle at Thanksgiving dinner ๐Ÿฆƒ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in, but only one works. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you accidentally order your rifle from Wish.com
3 months ago
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone. So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist. Don't forget the cookies!๐Ÿช
3 months ago