USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons!
Person: Why don't you attack Russia?
USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! 😂
USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons! Person: Why don't you attack Russia? USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. 🤔
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
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Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
9 months ago
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When helping someone involves writing a new law 😂 #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
When helping someone involves writing a new law ๐Ÿ˜‚ #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
9 months ago
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🤔 Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac 🍔🍟
๐Ÿค” Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ
9 months ago
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Michelle Obama watching Barack having a good time with the Prime Minister of Thailand 😂
Michelle Obama watching Barack having a good time with the Prime Minister of Thailand ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole 😂
When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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"If we don't stop them now, they'll have parades and get married and stuff! Oh, the humanity!"
"If we don't stop them now, they'll have parades and get married and stuff! Oh, the humanity!"
9 months ago
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When basic biology goes against your belief system 😂
When basic biology goes against your belief system ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
9 months ago
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Politicians before and after elections be like: 🥺➡️😐
Politicians before and after elections be like: ๐Ÿฅบโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜
9 months ago
25
Surrounded yet threatened? 🤔 Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
Surrounded yet threatened? ๐Ÿค” Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
9 months ago
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Me trying to understand why my Irish uncle is so proud of his potato salad recipe. 🤔
Me trying to understand why my Irish uncle is so proud of his potato salad recipe. ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
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Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you."
Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that 😂"
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you." Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐Ÿ˜‚"
9 months ago
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Big companies be like: *changes logo to rainbow* "We support gay rights!" Also big companies on July 1st: *changes logo back* "Being gay is cringe again."
Big companies be like: *changes logo to rainbow* "We support gay rights!" Also big companies on July 1st: *changes logo back* "Being gay is cringe again."
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