USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons!
Person: Why don't you attack Russia?
USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! 😂
USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons! Person: Why don't you attack Russia? USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
111
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. 🤔
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
124
Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
11 months ago
96
When helping someone involves writing a new law 😂 #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
When helping someone involves writing a new law ๐Ÿ˜‚ #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
11 months ago
99
🤔 Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac 🍔🍟
๐Ÿค” Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
164
Michelle Obama watching Barack having a good time with the Prime Minister of Thailand 😂
Michelle Obama watching Barack having a good time with the Prime Minister of Thailand ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
159
When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole 😂
When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
149
"If we don't stop them now, they'll have parades and get married and stuff! Oh, the humanity!"
"If we don't stop them now, they'll have parades and get married and stuff! Oh, the humanity!"
1 year ago
184
When basic biology goes against your belief system 😂
When basic biology goes against your belief system ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
75
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
1 year ago
122
Politicians before and after elections be like: 🥺➡️😐
Politicians before and after elections be like: ๐Ÿฅบโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
149
Surrounded yet threatened? 🤔 Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
Surrounded yet threatened? ๐Ÿค” Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
1 year ago
100
Me trying to understand why my Irish uncle is so proud of his potato salad recipe. 🤔
Me trying to understand why my Irish uncle is so proud of his potato salad recipe. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
130
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you."
Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that 😂"
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you." Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
129
Big companies be like: *changes logo to rainbow* "We support gay rights!" Also big companies on July 1st: *changes logo back* "Being gay is cringe again."
Big companies be like: *changes logo to rainbow* "We support gay rights!" Also big companies on July 1st: *changes logo back* "Being gay is cringe again."
1 year ago
152