Taking calls from world leaders on the new secure line. Seems legit. 📞😂
Taking calls from world leaders on the new secure line. Seems legit. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
235
When your threat is actually a self-own. 😬
When your threat is actually a self-own. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
233
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. 🤖
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. ๐Ÿค–
1 year ago
213
The one time you actually need the government to have your files... 🙄💻
The one time you actually need the government to have your files... ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
160
Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. 📞🕵️‍♂️
Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
254
Wait a minute... that's not the Magic Kingdom. 😳
Wait a minute... that's not the Magic Kingdom. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
259
Congratulations, it's a... plot twist. 👶🏾
Congratulations, it's a... plot twist. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿพ
1 year ago
262
POV: You found a free, renewable resource and the economy is NOT happy about it 😠🪓🌳
POV: You found a free, renewable resource and the economy is NOT happy about it ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿช“๐ŸŒณ
1 year ago
147
When 'sharing is caring' takes on a whole new meaning! 👑💰
When 'sharing is caring' takes on a whole new meaning! ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
155
From Fresh Face to 'I Need a Nap!' 😅💼 #PresidentialGlowUp
From Fresh Face to 'I Need a Nap!' ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’ผ #PresidentialGlowUp
1 year ago
181
When the 'help' you get is more 'tick'-ing than helpful! 🐜😅
When the 'help' you get is more 'tick'-ing than helpful! ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
269
Ah, simpler times when scandals were just sticky situations 🍑🧐
Ah, simpler times when scandals were just sticky situations ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿง
1 year ago
228
The stock market's easiest difficulty setting: being a politician. 📈💰
The stock market's easiest difficulty setting: being a politician. ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
245
When life gives you emails, learn to Ctrl+Z! 😂📧
When life gives you emails, learn to Ctrl+Z! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ง
1 year ago
250
When your morning brew comes with a side of internet legend and a dash of 'covfefe' chaos ☕🐸
When your morning brew comes with a side of internet legend and a dash of 'covfefe' chaos โ˜•๐Ÿธ
1 year ago
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