When you're supposed to read '1984' as a warning, not an instruction manual. ✍️
When you're supposed to read '1984' as a warning, not an instruction manual. โœ๏ธ
8 months ago
269
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! 🎁
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! ๐ŸŽ
8 months ago
313
Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
8 months ago
266
When you try to discuss the crime statistics and your friend hits you with the 'That's just misinformation!'
When you try to discuss the crime statistics and your friend hits you with the 'That's just misinformation!'
8 months ago
277
Me trying to decide which faction to join in the new strategy game. The choices are wild. 🤔
Me trying to decide which faction to join in the new strategy game. The choices are wild. ๐Ÿค”
8 months ago
180
When the news reports a 'massive rally' but it's really just 10 people and a well-placed banner. The camera adds ten thousand people! 🎥🧐
When the news reports a 'massive rally' but it's really just 10 people and a well-placed banner. The camera adds ten thousand people! ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿง
8 months ago
268
When you want world peace but are also prepared for a 'going out with a bang' party. ✌️💥
When you want world peace but are also prepared for a 'going out with a bang' party. โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
8 months ago
251
It's only a good idea when MY guy says it! The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
It's only a good idea when MY guy says it! The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.
8 months ago
255
That awkward moment when you realize some people are playing life on creative mode and turned taxes off. 💸
That awkward moment when you realize some people are playing life on creative mode and turned taxes off. ๐Ÿ’ธ
9 months ago
155
Dr. Spooky with the scariest costume idea of the century. Who needs a horror movie when you have a vaccine insert? 😱📜
Dr. Spooky with the scariest costume idea of the century. Who needs a horror movie when you have a vaccine insert? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ“œ
9 months ago
262
My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. 👣
My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. ๐Ÿ‘ฃ
9 months ago
178
Yeah, me neither. Still waiting for the promised apocalypse. Any day now...
Yeah, me neither. Still waiting for the promised apocalypse. Any day now...
9 months ago
236
When the comedian's punchline involves two of the biggest internet rabbit holes. 🎤
When the comedian's punchline involves two of the biggest internet rabbit holes. ๐ŸŽค
9 months ago
283
The evolution of aerial bombardment is wild. From dropping bombs to dropping... population bombs. ✈️💣
The evolution of aerial bombardment is wild. From dropping bombs to dropping... population bombs. โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฃ
9 months ago
175
A tale of two Americas: one with advanced chest-feeding technology and the other with traditional family photos. Choose your reality.
A tale of two Americas: one with advanced chest-feeding technology and the other with traditional family photos. Choose your reality.
9 months ago
169