This guy really said "YOLO" in the most chaotic way possible. The sheer audacity. 😂 Imagine the combined cringe of 5 billion people. That's enough energy to power a small city... or launch a rocket to the moon. 🚀
4 months ago
When the meal prep calls for extra gravy and freedom fries 🇺🇸🍟
4 months ago
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well." I guess silence is golden... and delicious? 🤔
4 months ago
USA: I'm attacking Iran because they have nuclear weapons! Person: Why don't you attack Russia? USA: Are you crazy? They have nuclear weapons! 😂
4 months ago
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. 🤔
4 months ago
Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
4 months ago
When helping someone involves writing a new law 😂 #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
4 months ago
🤔 Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac 🍔🍟
4 months ago
Michelle Obama watching Barack having a good time with the Prime Minister of Thailand 😂
4 months ago
When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole 😂
4 months ago
"If we don't stop them now, they'll have parades and get married and stuff! Oh, the humanity!"
4 months ago
When basic biology goes against your belief system 😂
4 months ago
They say the Bible is against gay marriage. I'm starting to think they just skipped the part about getting stoned.
4 months ago
Politicians before and after elections be like: 🥺➡️😐
4 months ago
Surrounded yet threatened? 🤔 Seems like someone needs a bigger map! #USA #Iran #Military
4 months ago