Me trying to understand why my Irish uncle is so proud of his potato salad recipe. ๐Ÿค”
4 months ago
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you." Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐Ÿ˜‚"
4 months ago
Big companies be like: *changes logo to rainbow* "We support gay rights!" Also big companies on July 1st: *changes logo back* "Being gay is cringe again."
4 months ago
Me trying to understand the government's logic behind taxes ๐Ÿค”
4 months ago
When you realize the fate of the free world rests on the shoulders of one person ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
Just another casual day in Australian Parliament ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ž
5 months ago
Germany just being Germany๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
5 months ago
Me trying to cancel my student loans
5 months ago
Colombian protestor activates his shield and becomes Captain South America. He is now ready to fight for his beliefs ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด
5 months ago
When life gives you lemons, dilute them for maximum profit or just use something else entirely. It's called capitalism, look it up
5 months ago
WWI & WWII: Bombs away! ๐Ÿ’ฃ. WWIII: Syringes away! ๐Ÿ’‰. They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. ๐Ÿ‘€
5 months ago
Obama dodging all the political drama like a boss ๐Ÿ˜Ž
5 months ago
Me trying to remember all the countries I used to rule over after my morning cuppa โ˜•
5 months ago
"Open borders for me, but not for thee" - Probably this girl
5 months ago
When you are discussing highly sensitive information with Kim and accidentally mishear "Launch".๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago