She said: "It's me or the beer!"  Anyway...🍺
She said: "It's me or the beer!" Anyway...๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
156
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly 😭😂
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
162
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. 😂
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
229
He cheated, so she gave him a "shitty" surprise 💩 😂
He cheated, so she gave him a "shitty" surprise ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
169
When your marketing team understands the assignment 😂
When your marketing team understands the assignment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
169
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication 😂
When she's 5'0 and he's 6'10, it's not a relationship, it's a long-distance communication ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
236
When your ex gained weight after breakup and you are like: Nailed it! 😂
When your ex gained weight after breakup and you are like: Nailed it! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
334
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation 😂
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
253
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
1 year ago
232
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. 
Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude.  Our relationship is what? Over.
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
1 year ago
202
When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year 😬
When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
214
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits😂
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
266
Grandma: "I told you I was bringing sexy back!" 
Grandpa: "Sweet Angel of Death, please take me now."
Grandma: "I told you I was bringing sexy back!" Grandpa: "Sweet Angel of Death, please take me now."
1 year ago
151
This wine understands me 😩
This wine understands me ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
234
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.💀
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
224