When you want to set the expectations straight from the beginning ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. ๐Ÿคข
3 months ago
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me and my girl before and after she discovered the power of cheat meals ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
He upgraded from nagging to never aging. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Being single vs. in a good relationship vs. being in a toxic relationship ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
3 months ago
My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When she's upset and says tell me everything but doesn't want solutions just wants you to listen ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to figure out my relationship status: It's complicated ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
My wife and I keep "trying" for a second child ๐Ÿ˜‚. Little does she know, my secret vasectomy was the best gift I ever gave myself ๐Ÿคซ.
3 months ago
When she says she's wrong but you still feel the tension ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
3 months ago
Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago