And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. 🤷‍♂️
And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
156
Why play the whole game when you can just skip to the final boss? 💍😂
Why play the whole game when you can just skip to the final boss? ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
149
This best man is getting either a standing ovation or a punch in the face. No in-between. 😂🎤
This best man is getting either a standing ovation or a punch in the face. No in-between. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽค
10 months ago
130
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie... then I did the math 🤨💀
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie... then I did the math ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
106
The family reunion just got a whole lot more interesting! 😂🧬
The family reunion just got a whole lot more interesting! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿงฌ
10 months ago
116
Shoutout to Hannah for providing the free husband upgrade package! The results are impressive. 😂
Shoutout to Hannah for providing the free husband upgrade package! The results are impressive. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
134
When you shoot your shot and it gets instantly blocked 🙃🙏
When you shoot your shot and it gets instantly blocked ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™
10 months ago
166
When 'Monster' isn't quite the name she had in mind! 😅💔🥤
When 'Monster' isn't quite the name she had in mind! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅค
10 months ago
136
From cake to flushed real quick 🚽🍰😂
From cake to flushed real quick ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
178
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis 😂.  Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. 🇹🇭
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
11 months ago
94
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest 😂 #FriendzoneChronicles
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendzoneChronicles
11 months ago
74
She said: "It's me or the beer!"  Anyway...🍺
She said: "It's me or the beer!" Anyway...๐Ÿบ
11 months ago
104
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly 😭😂
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
104
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. 😂
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
144
He cheated, so she gave him a "shitty" surprise 💩 😂
He cheated, so she gave him a "shitty" surprise ๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
115