Grandma: "I told you I was bringing sexy back!" Grandpa: "Sweet Angel of Death, please take me now."
6 months ago
This wine understands me 😩
6 months ago
I understood the assignment. Now, I'm single and ready to mingle.💀
6 months ago
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands 😂
6 months ago
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.🕺
6 months ago
Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex 😈
7 months ago
Me running from one situationship to another.🏃‍♀️💨
7 months ago
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love 💖
7 months ago
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings 😂
7 months ago
"Stay Clear Boys" shirt. More like a homing beacon. Dad needs an upgrade 😂
7 months ago
Me when my crush says "It will happen over my dead body": Challenge accepted 😈
7 months ago
When you're trying to be romantic, but reality calls 🚽😂
7 months ago
Marriage: Just say NO 😂. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
7 months ago
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep 😂
7 months ago
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? 🤔 Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! 😂
7 months ago