Romance is dead, but sarcasm is very much alive. 💅💨
Romance is dead, but sarcasm is very much alive. ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’จ
11 months ago
280
My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. 🍺😂
My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
180
Sorry, babe, the morning agenda has been updated. You're not going anywhere. 😉😈
Sorry, babe, the morning agenda has been updated. You're not going anywhere. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ˆ
11 months ago
231
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' 💀🔥
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ
11 months ago
218
And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. 🤷‍♂️
And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
258
Why play the whole game when you can just skip to the final boss? 💍😂
Why play the whole game when you can just skip to the final boss? ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
235
This best man is getting either a standing ovation or a punch in the face. No in-between. 😂🎤
This best man is getting either a standing ovation or a punch in the face. No in-between. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽค
11 months ago
203
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie... then I did the math 🤨💀
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie... then I did the math ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
163
The family reunion just got a whole lot more interesting! 😂🧬
The family reunion just got a whole lot more interesting! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿงฌ
1 year ago
189
Shoutout to Hannah for providing the free husband upgrade package! The results are impressive. 😂
Shoutout to Hannah for providing the free husband upgrade package! The results are impressive. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
197
When you shoot your shot and it gets instantly blocked 🙃🙏
When you shoot your shot and it gets instantly blocked ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
259
When 'Monster' isn't quite the name she had in mind! 😅💔🥤
When 'Monster' isn't quite the name she had in mind! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅค
1 year ago
220
From cake to flushed real quick 🚽🍰😂
From cake to flushed real quick ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
282
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis 😂.  Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. 🇹🇭
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
1 year ago
154
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest 😂 #FriendzoneChronicles
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendzoneChronicles
1 year ago
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