When your priorities are crystal clear 😂
1 month ago
Me running away from any commitment 😂
1 month ago
When your S.O. turns the lights on at 3am to find their phone after you just dutch ovened them. 💀
1 month ago
Steven's passive aggressive note about Lisa's bathroom habits is giving off "single" vibes 😂
1 month ago
When you want to set the expectations straight from the beginning 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. 🤢
1 month ago
When you have a pregnancy scare after having sex without a condom and then she gets her period 😂
1 month ago
Me and my girl before and after she discovered the power of cheat meals 😂
1 month ago
He upgraded from nagging to never aging. 😂
1 month ago
Being single vs. in a good relationship vs. being in a toxic relationship 😂
1 month ago
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time 😭😂 #foreveralone
1 month ago
My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? 😂
1 month ago
When she's upset and says tell me everything but doesn't want solutions just wants you to listen 😭😂
1 month ago
Me trying to figure out my relationship status: It's complicated 😂
1 month ago