This is what they call mutually assured destruction 💣😂
This is what they call mutually assured destruction ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
110
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. 💀
Always double-check if they said 'pretty' or 'petty' before you pull out the 'I have a boyfriend' card. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
156
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. 😈
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
9 months ago
143
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. 💀
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
123
He's got a point, the logic is sound. Bros before... newborns? ♟️
He's got a point, the logic is sound. Bros before... newborns? โ™Ÿ๏ธ
9 months ago
146
For men it's a glow-up, for women it's a wash-out 😭
For men it's a glow-up, for women it's a wash-out ๐Ÿ˜ญ
9 months ago
146
That moment you realize the age gap is the least of your worries... 😬
That moment you realize the age gap is the least of your worries... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
150
The ultimate 'I told you so' moment in a marriage. 💀
The ultimate 'I told you so' moment in a marriage. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
159
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. 💀
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
154
The struggle for a Splenda papa is real. 😭
The struggle for a Splenda papa is real. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
9 months ago
121
Found it in the right section. 🤣📚
Found it in the right section. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“š
9 months ago
108
Romance is dead, but sarcasm is very much alive. 💅💨
Romance is dead, but sarcasm is very much alive. ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’จ
9 months ago
176
My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. 🍺😂
My brain's spam filter is working perfectly. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
115
Sorry, babe, the morning agenda has been updated. You're not going anywhere. 😉😈
Sorry, babe, the morning agenda has been updated. You're not going anywhere. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ˆ
9 months ago
149
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' 💀🔥
When your job title sounds important but the job description is 'don't talk to me' ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ
9 months ago
135