Jesus: "When they said, 'no more nails,' I thought they were joking! ๐Ÿ˜‚"
6 months ago
When you realize that your prayers haven't been answered, and a tank is heading right towards you, it might be time to start questioning if Allah is really on your side ๐Ÿค”
6 months ago
When you win an argument by arguing in a circle ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here ๐Ÿค”
6 months ago
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
6 months ago
My face when they start singing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in November ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Jesus takes love to a whole new level! ๐Ÿ™โœจ๐Ÿ’จ
7 months ago
๐ŸŒ€ When your strongest opinion is from the 1700s... #ThrowbackBeliefs ๐Ÿ“œ
7 months ago
When you're stuck in a tough spot, but the song insists ๐Ÿ˜‚โœ‹
7 months ago
When the church sign guy needs a divine spell-check ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜†
7 months ago
Cruising into the weekend with my best bro, JC ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ›น. Double the fun, double the miracles, double the gnarly tricks! ๐Ÿค˜
7 months ago
When your friends dare you to do the most blasphemous thing you can think of in a museum ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
Me choosing logic and reason over illogical ancient myths๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
Jesus: "Love thy neighbor... or else."
7 months ago
When you think IQ has never been lower and then you see the 'religion importance' chart. ๐Ÿ“‰
7 months ago