Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." 
Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
11 months ago
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Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." 
Barber: "Go away Jesus" 😂
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary 🎺🤫
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
11 months ago
33
Me trying to figure out if my success is due to hard work or divine intervention 😂
Me trying to figure out if my success is due to hard work or divine intervention ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
21
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful.  They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful 😂
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctor…and me in business. 🙏😈"
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
11 months ago
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When you accidentally eat pork, but remember to repent before it’s too late 😂🙏
When you accidentally eat pork, but remember to repent before itโ€™s too late ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
11 months ago
22
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you realize you might have messed up big time 😬
When you realize you might have messed up big time ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
14
Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
11 months ago
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TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" 
Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
11 months ago
22
Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next 😂
Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
25
When your security detail is next-level 🚗✝️ #PopemobileVibes
When your security detail is next-level ๐Ÿš—โœ๏ธ #PopemobileVibes
11 months ago
13
When your faith has a terms and conditions page 🙏📜
When your faith has a terms and conditions page ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“œ
11 months ago
24
When salvation has no limits! 🙌😎
When salvation has no limits! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜Ž
11 months ago
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