Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
1 month ago
When you realize the McRib is back, but then find out it's for a limited time only 😭
1 month ago
When your mom tells you to do the dishes, citing Ecclesiastes 9:10 😂
1 month ago
Jesus: "When they said, 'no more nails,' I thought they were joking! 😂"
1 month ago
When you realize that your prayers haven't been answered, and a tank is heading right towards you, it might be time to start questioning if Allah is really on your side 🤔
1 month ago
When you win an argument by arguing in a circle 😂
2 months ago
God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here 🤔
2 months ago
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
2 months ago
My face when they start singing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in November 😂
2 months ago
Jesus takes love to a whole new level! 🙏✨💨
2 months ago
🌀 When your strongest opinion is from the 1700s... #ThrowbackBeliefs 📜
2 months ago
When you're stuck in a tough spot, but the song insists 😂✋
2 months ago
When the church sign guy needs a divine spell-check 🙏😆
2 months ago
Cruising into the weekend with my best bro, JC 🙏🛹. Double the fun, double the miracles, double the gnarly tricks! 🤘
2 months ago
When your friends dare you to do the most blasphemous thing you can think of in a museum 😂
2 months ago