One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. ๐Ÿค”
8 hours ago
How to raise a child: Step 1: Remove their critical thinking skills. Step 2: Fill the void with fear and dogma. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!
1 day ago
God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! ๐Ÿค”
2 days ago
Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."๐Ÿ˜ˆ
2 days ago
98% of every group is chill, the other 2% make you question humanity ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 days ago
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
This is some high-level humor ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
6 days ago
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
6 days ago
Me trying to figure out if my success is due to hard work or divine intervention ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
7 days ago
When you accidentally eat pork, but remember to repent before itโ€™s too late ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
7 days ago
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 days ago