Me trying to figure out if my success is due to hard work or divine intervention ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
3 months ago
When you accidentally eat pork, but remember to repent before itโ€™s too late ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
3 months ago
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you realize you might have messed up big time ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
3 months ago
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
3 months ago
Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When your security detail is next-level ๐Ÿš—โœ๏ธ #PopemobileVibes
3 months ago
When your faith has a terms and conditions page ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“œ
3 months ago
When salvation has no limits! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜Ž
3 months ago
When your logic is as deep as the water Jesus walked on ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฆ #MindBlown
3 months ago
When you want attention but also want to live another day ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™
3 months ago
When you accidentally spell "pedo" instead of "Pope"๐Ÿ’€
3 months ago