Jesus: *Wakes up after 2000 years* "My wounds still hurt!" Angels: "It's time for your second coming!" Jesus: "Nah, it's payback time."๐Ÿ˜ˆ
4 months ago
98% of every group is chill, the other 2% make you question humanity ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Jesus died for our sins, and some of us are eternally grateful, others, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
This is some high-level humor ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Pastor: "That never happened, Jesus." Jesus: "Lol, tell them anyway!"
4 months ago
Jesus: "Do a Batman symbol." Barber: "Go away Jesus" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
4 months ago
Me trying to figure out if my success is due to hard work or divine intervention ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
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When you accidentally eat pork, but remember to repent before itโ€™s too late ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
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Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you realize you might have messed up big time ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
4 months ago
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
4 months ago