Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you realize you might have messed up big time ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Epicurus dropping truth bombs since 300 BC. Winning since 33 AD.
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TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
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Prophecy class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Guess even God doesn't know what's going to happen next ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When your security detail is next-level ๐Ÿš—โœ๏ธ #PopemobileVibes
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When your faith has a terms and conditions page ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“œ
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When salvation has no limits! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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When your logic is as deep as the water Jesus walked on ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฆ #MindBlown
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When you want attention but also want to live another day ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™
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When you accidentally spell "pedo" instead of "Pope"๐Ÿ’€
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When your imaginary friend has more social engagements than you! ๐Ÿค”โœ๏ธโ˜ช๏ธโœก๏ธ
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When your faith's trilogy gets a surprise sequel ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿฟ
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When โ€˜spreading the wordโ€™ gets a little too personal ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ“š
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When you're singing along to "Yesterday," but you get to the "Suddenly" part.
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