When life gets hard, just remember to 'Mind over Mattress'! 🛏️🤔
When life gets hard, just remember to 'Mind over Mattress'! ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
156
IT guy showing up 3 days later to fix the wifi like: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to.
IT guy showing up 3 days later to fix the wifi like: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to.
1 year ago
108
When you try to convince your friend to join the dark side but he keeps talking about the dank side
When you try to convince your friend to join the dark side but he keeps talking about the dank side
1 year ago
174
Me when my friend asks me if I ate their leftover KFC 🍗
Me when my friend asks me if I ate their leftover KFC ๐Ÿ—
1 year ago
157
A masterclass in how to start drama for entertainment purposes. Taking notes! 😈🍿
A masterclass in how to start drama for entertainment purposes. Taking notes! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฟ
4 months ago
154
It's okay to be you. Unless you're a mosquito. Then it's okay to swat you.🦟
It's okay to be you. Unless you're a mosquito. Then it's okay to swat you.๐ŸฆŸ
1 year ago
195
When world domination takes a backseat to virtual gang wars! 😂🔥
When world domination takes a backseat to virtual gang wars! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
111
When you ask for a spell, but get a royal mix-up 😂🪄👑
When you ask for a spell, but get a royal mix-up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿช„๐Ÿ‘‘
1 year ago
119
When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU 👁️👄👁️
When your kid tells you about their first bj and its with YOU ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
102
When the FBI recommends Tor for your 'anonymity' but you use a VPN on top of it just to be safe. 😎
When the FBI recommends Tor for your 'anonymity' but you use a VPN on top of it just to be safe. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 month ago
124
When your fashion sense doubles as a safety measure! 😷🎉
When your fashion sense doubles as a safety measure! ๐Ÿ˜ท๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
223
Forget holy water, some congregations have upgraded to holy milk. 🥛🙏
Forget holy water, some congregations have upgraded to holy milk. ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ™
5 months ago
255
An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty, and an opportunist empties the glass while theyโ€™re all busy arguing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
186
When he's broke but honest 😂
When he's broke but honest ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
135
Evolution of controllers, we've come a long way and my thumbs are thankful ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
171