When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him 💥💪
When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
60
Me trying to level up my life 🫠
Me trying to level up my life ๐Ÿซ 
1 year ago
58
Talk about a high-stakes trip to the mall. This doctor's diagnostic test is something else. 💀
Talk about a high-stakes trip to the mall. This doctor's diagnostic test is something else. ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
75
From a romantic spaghetti dinner to getting down to business. I'd say the date was a success! 😉
From a romantic spaghetti dinner to getting down to business. I'd say the date was a success! ๐Ÿ˜‰
3 months ago
108
The only holiday truck we wanted to see pull up in 2020. Santa got a new sponsor that year. 💉
The only holiday truck we wanted to see pull up in 2020. Santa got a new sponsor that year. ๐Ÿ’‰
7 months ago
138
When you share your last joint in prison, and your "friend" eats it while high 😂
When you share your last joint in prison, and your "friend" eats it while high ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
54
Warning: May cause extreme turbulence and instant regret. 🌪️😂
Warning: May cause extreme turbulence and instant regret. ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
138
When you become a grandparent before you can rent a car 😂
When you become a grandparent before you can rent a car ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
110
When football means two different things! 🏈🤕⚽ #RoughStuff
When football means two different things! ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿค•โšฝ #RoughStuff
1 year ago
64
When the sunbeam calls your name 😴☀️
When the sunbeam calls your name ๐Ÿ˜ดโ˜€๏ธ
1 year ago
161
When the recess bell rings and you're the leader of the playground dance-off! 🎶🕺
When the recess bell rings and you're the leader of the playground dance-off! ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
76
That moment you realize you're the family potato, according to your 5-year-old artist. 🥔😭
That moment you realize you're the family potato, according to your 5-year-old artist. ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ˜ญ
4 months ago
232
When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself 😬
When the grocery store "Customers who bought this also bought" algorithm knows you better than you know yourself ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
102
Pro gamer vs. Chad. One's got the skills, the other's got the muscles (and the girls). Choose wisely. 😂
Pro gamer vs. Chad. One's got the skills, the other's got the muscles (and the girls). Choose wisely. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
68
A spicy take on modern discourse where the 'privilege' of working in a coal mine is compared to the 'oppression' of doing house chores. 🤔
A spicy take on modern discourse where the 'privilege' of working in a coal mine is compared to the 'oppression' of doing house chores. ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
204