If a key opens many locks, it’s a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys…well, you know the rest. 😉
If a key opens many locks, itโ€™s a master key. If a lock is opened by many keysโ€ฆwell, you know the rest. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
345
Seeking wisdom on /b/ is like asking a cat for swimming lessons 🧐😂
Seeking wisdom on /b/ is like asking a cat for swimming lessons ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
157
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.🕺
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
683
Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. 😳
Just when you think you've seen it all in the bedroom... she introduces a new, very specific skill. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
396
When you compare Kashmir by Led Zeppelin to Friday by Rebecca Black, you realize how far music has "evolved". 😂
When you compare Kashmir by Led Zeppelin to Friday by Rebecca Black, you realize how far music has "evolved". ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
169
Me pretending to care about deadlines after submitting assignments two minutes before midnight ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
257
When you try to explain Lord of the Rings memes to someone who hasn't seen it 😂
When you try to explain Lord of the Rings memes to someone who hasn't seen it ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
290
Me with my $10,000 camera setup VS me with my phone after seeing how good the camera quality is 🤳
Me with my $10,000 camera setup VS me with my phone after seeing how good the camera quality is ๐Ÿคณ
1 year ago
231
When your in-game pep talk turns into a novel 📚🎮
When your in-game pep talk turns into a novel ๐Ÿ“š๐ŸŽฎ
1 year ago
356
I'm not saying it was Smurfs that made my hair like this, but it was definitely Smurfs. Ancient Smurf technology, to be exact.
I'm not saying it was Smurfs that made my hair like this, but it was definitely Smurfs. Ancient Smurf technology, to be exact.
1 year ago
290
🎓 When you trade 72 virgins for 72 credit hours... and only get student debt! 😂
๐ŸŽ“ When you trade 72 virgins for 72 credit hours... and only get student debt! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
335
Me after trying that new Mexican place 🔥🚽
Me after trying that new Mexican place ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
234
When the streaming service says "This video is not available in your country" 😂.  Me: *puts on eyepatch and heads to The Pirate Bay* 🏴‍☠️.  Ahoy, matey! Time to set sail for entertainment!
When the streaming service says "This video is not available in your country" ๐Ÿ˜‚. Me: *puts on eyepatch and heads to The Pirate Bay* ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ. Ahoy, matey! Time to set sail for entertainment!
1 year ago
289
The one skincare routine dermatologists HATE 🤫
The one skincare routine dermatologists HATE ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
407
My body is ready for hibernation season, which for me just means more snacks on the couch. 🐿️❄️
My body is ready for hibernation season, which for me just means more snacks on the couch. ๐Ÿฟ๏ธโ„๏ธ
5 months ago
271