She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to 😂
She's mad he paid for it, he's mad he didn't have to ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
127
When you and your friends are bored and thirsty: 😂🍺
When you and your friends are bored and thirsty: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
250
My social battery is low but my productivity is off the rails thanks to AI. 🚂💨
My social battery is low but my productivity is off the rails thanks to AI. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’จ
9 months ago
187
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. 🥲
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. ๐Ÿฅฒ
8 months ago
438
Me protecting my virginity like it's the last slice of pizza on earth 🍕🔪
Me protecting my virginity like it's the last slice of pizza on earth ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”ช
1 year ago
153
🔫 When losing a hand is just the beginning of your drama 🗡️😂
๐Ÿ”ซ When losing a hand is just the beginning of your drama ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
321
When you gotta catch 'em all, even if it means turning your bra into a Pokeball 😂
When you gotta catch 'em all, even if it means turning your bra into a Pokeball ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
149
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone 😂.  Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
1 year ago
215
When you see your friend eating the last slice of pizza ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
278
When your 1GB plan outsmarts the unlimited one 🤣📊
When your 1GB plan outsmarts the unlimited one ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“Š
1 year ago
292
Me trying to impress my crush ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
137
When Electrode gets too excited in battle... BOOM! 💣😂 #ExplosivePersonality
When Electrode gets too excited in battle... BOOM! ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ExplosivePersonality
1 year ago
153
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. 🤖
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. ๐Ÿค–
1 year ago
236
When you're so deep into anime, your room becomes a shrine to your waifus 😂
When you're so deep into anime, your room becomes a shrine to your waifus ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
290
A fair trade, don't you think? You give me a fake burger, I give you fake money. 🍔💸
A fair trade, don't you think? You give me a fake burger, I give you fake money. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ธ
3 months ago
186