Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. 🤖
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. ๐Ÿค–
9 months ago
128
Spider-Man about to YEET someone into the next dimension
Spider-Man about to YEET someone into the next dimension
1 year ago
73
When the only surgeon around is...you 🏥✂️🧊
When the only surgeon around is...you ๐Ÿฅโœ‚๏ธ๐ŸงŠ
1 year ago
102
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. 😬
Well, that's one way to handle a pregnancy announcement. Can't say he wasn't direct about it. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
5 months ago
152
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire🧛‍♂️
Me trying to explain to my boyfriend how him eating a rare steak cooked in my period blood doesn't make him a vampire๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
122
Me looking at other people's cringe status updates to feel better about myself 😂
Me looking at other people's cringe status updates to feel better about myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
120
When she's the only dessert you need 😂
When she's the only dessert you need ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
78
Hyena: I require sustenance, large dark one. Buffalo: *farts* Hyena: I meant foodโ€ฆ nevermind. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
105
POV: When your trying to relax next to the runway but the jet blast has other plans for you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
114
Me trying to subtly bring my plushie to bed with me so my parents don't judge ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
77
Forget stocks, invest in a 60-year-old with a 401k and a LinkedIn network. 📈
Forget stocks, invest in a 60-year-old with a 401k and a LinkedIn network. ๐Ÿ“ˆ
9 months ago
146
Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one 😂
Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
94
🎤🎶 When you mix up RN with real talk! 🚑😂 #NurseLife
๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽถ When you mix up RN with real talk! ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ˜‚ #NurseLife
1 year ago
144
This Facebook post is more dramatic than a telenovela 😂.  He's not just saying no, he's building a whole 'I'm-too-cool-to-care' persona, and then BAM! Emotional whiplash.  And the comment below?  Pure savage 🤣
This Facebook post is more dramatic than a telenovela ๐Ÿ˜‚. He's not just saying no, he's building a whole 'I'm-too-cool-to-care' persona, and then BAM! Emotional whiplash. And the comment below? Pure savage ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
179
When your physics homework looks like a perpetual motion machine fueled by pure 'nice'. The answer is 69, isn't it? 😂
When your physics homework looks like a perpetual motion machine fueled by pure 'nice'. The answer is 69, isn't it? ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
55