When Uranus brings the heat 💥🔥
When Uranus brings the heat ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
315
Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps:
1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included)
2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people
3. ???
4. Magic!
Building Stonehenge in 3 easy steps: 1. Gather your materials (some assembly required, batteries not included) 2. Yell confusing instructions at several dozen people 3. ??? 4. Magic!
1 year ago
216
Bill Clinton: I'm the good kind of bill.  Barack Obama: 🤦‍♂️
Bill Clinton: I'm the good kind of bill. Barack Obama: ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
308
When you show your boss you can do a week's work in an hour... and regret it instantly! 😅🖥️ #SpeedyGonzales
When you show your boss you can do a week's work in an hour... and regret it instantly! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ #SpeedyGonzales
1 year ago
283
When someone wishes you a 'Happy Columbus Day' and you have to use every muscle in your body to correct them. It's Indigenous Peoples' Day! ✊
When someone wishes you a 'Happy Columbus Day' and you have to use every muscle in your body to correct them. It's Indigenous Peoples' Day! โœŠ
10 months ago
290
When you take the advice 'follow your dreams' a little too literally... and the law gets involved. 😬
When you take the advice 'follow your dreams' a little too literally... and the law gets involved. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
259
Stay connected, even when she's out cold! 😂📱
Stay connected, even when she's out cold! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฑ
1 year ago
296
When your pickup lines are straight out of the history books... the really dark chapters. 💀
When your pickup lines are straight out of the history books... the really dark chapters. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
337
When you dodge a bullet and level up to hero status! 🐻🎉📞
When you dodge a bullet and level up to hero status! ๐Ÿป๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ“ž
1 year ago
212
When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. 🍸👽
When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
208
He just couldn't resist... the last chip at the bottom of the can. 😼
He just couldn't resist... the last chip at the bottom of the can. ๐Ÿ˜ผ
9 months ago
209
When communion turns into a full-blown transformation battle 🍞🤖🚛 #DivineVsMachine
When communion turns into a full-blown transformation battle ๐Ÿž๐Ÿค–๐Ÿš› #DivineVsMachine
1 year ago
194
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. 🤢
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
374
When you love guns more than pizza🍕
When you love guns more than pizza๐Ÿ•
1 year ago
282
Liverpool Tears, the finest vintage, perfect for any occasion. 😂
Liverpool Tears, the finest vintage, perfect for any occasion. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
169