Honey, I shrunk the kids! 😂. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. 😏
Honey, I shrunk the kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
180
Me trying to find a valid excuse to skip leg day 😂
Me trying to find a valid excuse to skip leg day ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
208
Bringing you the hottest science facts and even hotter burns. Your mom is the queen! 🐝🔥
Bringing you the hottest science facts and even hotter burns. Your mom is the queen! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ฅ
4 months ago
314
Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY.

Me: Challenge accepted! 😂
Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY. Me: Challenge accepted! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
188
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. 😂
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
313
When Thomas reveals his 'true form' 😳🚂🕷️ #NightmareFuel
When Thomas reveals his 'true form' ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ #NightmareFuel
1 year ago
227
When you can't afford a car, but the need for speed is still strong 💪
When you can't afford a car, but the need for speed is still strong ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
339
When your meme gets double-digit likes and you suddenly feel like an A-list celebrity. 💅✨
When your meme gets double-digit likes and you suddenly feel like an A-list celebrity. ๐Ÿ’…โœจ
2 months ago
202
Just when you thought your weekend couldn't get any better 🍺🚑
Just when you thought your weekend couldn't get any better ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿš‘
1 year ago
376
When you realize it's not a glitch in the matrix 😮➡️🤯
When you realize it's not a glitch in the matrix ๐Ÿ˜ฎโžก๏ธ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
394
Me after trying that "Africa" strain for the first time
Me after trying that "Africa" strain for the first time
1 year ago
238
When you realize that every country's rage comic face is just a slightly different variation of the same screaming face 😂
When you realize that every country's rage comic face is just a slightly different variation of the same screaming face ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
189
When your car has more tech than your phone 📱🚗💡 #KnightRiderVibes
When your car has more tech than your phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ก #KnightRiderVibes
1 year ago
282
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
1 year ago
297
When you're 16 in Germany, you might have a beer or two. 🍻
When you're 16 in Germany, you might have a beer or two. ๐Ÿป
1 year ago
337