Me trying to tell my boss I deserve a promotion and he hits me with, "We'll spreadsheet about it."
Me trying to tell my boss I deserve a promotion and he hits me with, "We'll spreadsheet about it."
1 year ago
144
When the coach said to bring your best bucket game 🤷‍♀️🍗🏀
When the coach said to bring your best bucket game ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ€
1 year ago
134
This man is not here to make friends, he's here for the 'free dopamine' and I respect the honesty. 😂
This man is not here to make friends, he's here for the 'free dopamine' and I respect the honesty. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
155
"I'm a girl, so I can't be forever alone."  🤡
"I'm a girl, so I can't be forever alone." ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
108
Me trying to impress my crush ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
66
When your entire personal drama unfolds in the comment section 📉💔😂
When your entire personal drama unfolds in the comment section ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
129
When your dating profile gets infiltrated by Mortal Kombat ninjas looking for love 💔👀
When your dating profile gets infiltrated by Mortal Kombat ninjas looking for love ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
105
When card games and geography class collide! 🎴🌍
When card games and geography class collide! ๐ŸŽด๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
155
Me trying to explain to my younger self that the glow up is a lie 😭
Me trying to explain to my younger self that the glow up is a lie ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
132
Forget 'cool as a cucumber', I AM the cucumber now. Peak relaxation has been achieved. 🥒🧘
Forget 'cool as a cucumber', I AM the cucumber now. Peak relaxation has been achieved. ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿง˜
9 months ago
93
Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning 😂
Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115
Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
6 months ago
165
The government is definitely watching your junk👀. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one🍆.
The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
1 year ago
63
Teamwork: When you share a common goal... and a common fate. 🧀💀
Teamwork: When you share a common goal... and a common fate. ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
121
Lorde's secret identity revealed! 😱 Turns out she's been moonlighting as Randy Marsh this whole time.  🎤🎶 #Lorde #SouthPark #Unexpected #RandyMarsh
Lorde's secret identity revealed! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Turns out she's been moonlighting as Randy Marsh this whole time. ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽถ #Lorde #SouthPark #Unexpected #RandyMarsh
1 year ago
122