9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion 😂.  Free food motivation is REAL! 🥐🍳🍉
9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion ๐Ÿ˜‚. Free food motivation is REAL! ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‰
1 year ago
276
A public service announcement for the GOP: your spine has been located and is ready for pickup.
A public service announcement for the GOP: your spine has been located and is ready for pickup.
6 months ago
301
Bane: Eastern Europeans moving West to escape low salaries
Pink Guy: Western Europeans moving East to escape high cost of living
Me: *Confused screaming*
Bane: Eastern Europeans moving West to escape low salaries Pink Guy: Western Europeans moving East to escape high cost of living Me: *Confused screaming*
1 year ago
140
A classic pickup line that took a very sharp and unexpected turn. Smoothness level: chunky jam.
A classic pickup line that took a very sharp and unexpected turn. Smoothness level: chunky jam.
11 days ago
35
My hope the moment I encounter the slightest inconvenience.
My hope the moment I encounter the slightest inconvenience.
24 days ago
72
When you and your girls run the world 💅🌎 #FirstLadies #FashionGoals #BossBabes
When you and your girls run the world ๐Ÿ’…๐ŸŒŽ #FirstLadies #FashionGoals #BossBabes
1 year ago
235
When you finally put on the glasses and see what the Magic Kingdom is really about... 😳
When you finally put on the glasses and see what the Magic Kingdom is really about... ๐Ÿ˜ณ
3 months ago
194
When you find the spider that's been farming XP all night! 🕷️💥🎮
When you find the spider that's been farming XP all night! ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽฎ
1 year ago
253
When sharing is caring goes horribly wrong 😂👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
When sharing is caring goes horribly wrong ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ
1 year ago
153
Marriage: Just say NO 😂. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
Marriage: Just say NO ๐Ÿ˜‚. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
1 year ago
147
A fair trade, don't you think? You give me a fake burger, I give you fake money. 🍔💸
A fair trade, don't you think? You give me a fake burger, I give you fake money. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ธ
3 months ago
187
Playing tennis here is great, until you realize the ball boy is a guy in a scuba suit. 🎾🌊
Playing tennis here is great, until you realize the ball boy is a guy in a scuba suit. ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
261
When you want to add a little *oomph* to your coworkers' day 😂.  Just imagine the jumpscares! This is the ultimate office prank throne 👑.
When you want to add a little *oomph* to your coworkers' day ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just imagine the jumpscares! This is the ultimate office prank throne ๐Ÿ‘‘.
1 year ago
221
When you order Batman from Wish 😂
When you order Batman from Wish ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
160
When you tell yourself it'll be a quick 5 minutes online... 6 hours later 🤣💻😴
When you tell yourself it'll be a quick 5 minutes online... 6 hours later ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
209