Fred always has the best ideas when it comes to 'solving mysteries.' 😏
Fred always has the best ideas when it comes to 'solving mysteries.' ๐Ÿ˜
8 months ago
389
Me: *gets Hepatitis B*
Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" 😞
Me: *gets Hepatitis B* Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" ๐Ÿ˜ž
1 year ago
123
My human thinks this is a game. I'm having an existential crisis. Who am I? Who is HE?! 😱
My human thinks this is a game. I'm having an existential crisis. Who am I? Who is HE?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
2 months ago
199
When the Force takes a dark turn... 🌌🚫
When the Force takes a dark turn... ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿšซ
1 year ago
210
POV: You're chilling and vibing with your friends when you get a call from your buddy to come outside. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
176
My classmates turning my public execution into their personal Netflix special. 🥲
My classmates turning my public execution into their personal Netflix special. ๐Ÿฅฒ
4 months ago
250
We broke the cycle! ...and started a whole new, artisanal, free-range one. 🫠
We broke the cycle! ...and started a whole new, artisanal, free-range one. ๐Ÿซ 
1 year ago
220
When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch 😂
When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
243
Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words 😂
Me trying to explain to my grandma why "laughing out loud" isn't three separate words ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
204
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom:
*Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients*
Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom: *Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients* Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
1 year ago
169
When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad
When you accidentally teach your kids that terrorism = anything bad
1 year ago
217
From neighborhood champs to WiFi warriors 📱🏆
From neighborhood champs to WiFi warriors ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ†
1 year ago
282
One minute you're browsing the web, the next you've accidentally constructed a full shelving unit. Happens to the best of us. 🤷‍♂️
One minute you're browsing the web, the next you've accidentally constructed a full shelving unit. Happens to the best of us. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
243
When the menu's vibe is more 'moo' than 'vegan stew'! 🚖🥗
When the menu's vibe is more 'moo' than 'vegan stew'! ๐Ÿš–๐Ÿฅ—
1 year ago
335
Dear Gillette, I have some *feedback* for your "breakthrough technology": 🖕
Dear Gillette, I have some *feedback* for your "breakthrough technology": ๐Ÿ–•
1 year ago
149