Pour one out for the $5 footlongs and $20 full tanks. We truly didn't know how good we had it. 😩💸
Pour one out for the $5 footlongs and $20 full tanks. We truly didn't know how good we had it. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
268
When you're broke but still want to make a statement 😂
When you're broke but still want to make a statement ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
479
Me when my mom asks me to get the spider out of her room
Me when my mom asks me to get the spider out of her room
1 year ago
189
When you want a memorable wedding...👄
When you want a memorable wedding...๐Ÿ‘„
1 year ago
291
When Jesus blesses your metal headbanging 🤘😇
When Jesus blesses your metal headbanging ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ˜‡
1 year ago
248
When the WiFi signal might be weak but your defenses are strong! 😂🖥️
When the WiFi signal might be weak but your defenses are strong! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ
1 year ago
404
My GTX 480 finally achieved its final form 🔥
My GTX 480 finally achieved its final form ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
375
Me reassuring my friend that they will always have my support (and a comfy spot to relax)
Me reassuring my friend that they will always have my support (and a comfy spot to relax)
1 year ago
237
What's up, Doc? Oh nothing, just taking a leak. Don't make it weird. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
480
Me trying to explain my code to my rubber duck 🐍
Me trying to explain my code to my rubber duck ๐Ÿ
1 year ago
279
When style meets an unexpected lock-down situation! 🔓😂
When style meets an unexpected lock-down situation! ๐Ÿ”“๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
214
When your security detail is next-level 🚗✝️ #PopemobileVibes
When your security detail is next-level ๐Ÿš—โœ๏ธ #PopemobileVibes
1 year ago
170
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* 
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐ŸŒˆ"
1 year ago
358
So that's why California has so many earthquakes... the science is settled! 🤯
So that's why California has so many earthquakes... the science is settled! ๐Ÿคฏ
11 months ago
390
When you ask your domme to go easy on you because you have a presentation tomorrow and can't afford to sit down
When you ask your domme to go easy on you because you have a presentation tomorrow and can't afford to sit down
1 year ago
200