My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? 😂
My ex had this weird fetish. She used to dress up as herself and then act like a bitch all the time. Like, girl, who hurt you? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
112
The evolution of art is a beautiful thing to witness. 🥲
The evolution of art is a beautiful thing to witness. ๐Ÿฅฒ
9 months ago
155
When your past self decides to sabotage your career. 😬
When your past self decides to sabotage your career. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
8 months ago
171
That awkward moment you have to call your 'friend' to make sure you're not about to start World War III. 😅
That awkward moment you have to call your 'friend' to make sure you're not about to start World War III. ๐Ÿ˜…
3 months ago
118
A very important Public Service Announcement from someone who learned the hard way. Don't be like Marlana's parents. 😭
A very important Public Service Announcement from someone who learned the hard way. Don't be like Marlana's parents. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 month ago
63
When the janitor is also an interior designer 😂 #CleanlinessIsNextToGodliness #BathroomGoals
When the janitor is also an interior designer ๐Ÿ˜‚ #CleanlinessIsNextToGodliness #BathroomGoals
1 year ago
71
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" 
Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
TSA agent: "Anything to declare, your Holiness?" Pope: "Just the Holy Spirit."
1 year ago
118
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" 
My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" 😂
Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle" My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! 😂🤫
This golf shop offers a marriage protection plan for only $4.95. Best investment a golfer can make! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคซ
5 months ago
221
When you're a Nazi, but also lactose intolerant. This milk bath is gonna be a rough ride. 🥛 😬
When you're a Nazi, but also lactose intolerant. This milk bath is gonna be a rough ride. ๐Ÿฅ› ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
114
When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night 😬
When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
72
Party like this or you'll party like...๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
119
It's all about perspective 😂
It's all about perspective ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
135
Why are the pyramids still in Egypt?🤔
It's simple: Even the British Museum couldn't handle such a BIG souvenir. 😂
Why are the pyramids still in Egypt?๐Ÿค” It's simple: Even the British Museum couldn't handle such a BIG souvenir. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
73
Me pretending to care about gender equality when it's snowing outside 😂
Me pretending to care about gender equality when it's snowing outside ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
139