Duracell: We've got the power! 
Energizer: Hold my beer... I mean, battery.
Duracell: We've got the power! Energizer: Hold my beer... I mean, battery.
1 year ago
168
Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
1 year ago
299
One leg up on the competition.🎓
One leg up on the competition.๐ŸŽ“
1 year ago
264
When the birds and the bees go hilariously wrong 😅🦷
When the birds and the bees go hilariously wrong ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿฆท
1 year ago
260
Me trying to touch my crush through the friendzone barrier ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
211
When Pandora goes NSFW... Neytiri's new job is out of this world! 🌌🛸
When Pandora goes NSFW... Neytiri's new job is out of this world! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ›ธ
1 year ago
254
When you accidentally order your rifle from Wish.com
When you accidentally order your rifle from Wish.com
1 year ago
250
Hillary checking to see if her disguise is still working 😂
Hillary checking to see if her disguise is still working ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
262
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FOR SALE! Slightly used rubber fist. Minimal stains. One size fits all. 😂
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FOR SALE! Slightly used rubber fist. Minimal stains. One size fits all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
280
Dave found his free drinks. The question is, which Dave is going to take all three?
Dave found his free drinks. The question is, which Dave is going to take all three?
1 year ago
223
The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. 💀
The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
183
When you finally find the perfect golf swing ๐Ÿ˜‚โ›ณ๏ธ
1 year ago
176
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you."
Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that 😂"
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you." Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
240
When you take your Ford to the mechanic and they just circle the entire car with a sharpie 😂
When you take your Ford to the mechanic and they just circle the entire car with a sharpie ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
298
When you win the argument but realize you just proved your therapist's point. 🤦‍♀️
When you win the argument but realize you just proved your therapist's point. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
8 months ago
444