Me pretending to save money so I can buy more cat treats ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
58
When you reach peak based levels and realize that true diversity is no diversity at all. 😂
When you reach peak based levels and realize that true diversity is no diversity at all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
Some heroes don't wear capes, they just post memes to spare you from falling for their thirst traps. A true sacrifice. 🫡
Some heroes don't wear capes, they just post memes to spare you from falling for their thirst traps. A true sacrifice. ๐Ÿซก
3 months ago
173
When your baggage claim includes emotional baggage too! 😎✈️💔
When your baggage claim includes emotional baggage too! ๐Ÿ˜Žโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’”
10 months ago
113
Me trying to find an outlet that isn't already full...oh the possibilities💡
Me trying to find an outlet that isn't already full...oh the possibilities๐Ÿ’ก
1 year ago
131
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. 🤣
When you want to spice things up but your partner takes things a bit too literally. ๐Ÿคฃ
7 months ago
156
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* 
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐ŸŒˆ"
1 year ago
130
Apple: We removed all camera apps that used the volume button as a shutter.
One day later at WWDC: Introducing the new iPhone feature: Using the volume button to take pictures! 🤯
Apple: We removed all camera apps that used the volume button as a shutter. One day later at WWDC: Introducing the new iPhone feature: Using the volume button to take pictures! ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
70
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably 😂
Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
63
POV: You're at home bored, and your grandpa is living his best life in Thailand 😂
POV: You're at home bored, and your grandpa is living his best life in Thailand ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
152
Me trying to out-therapy my therapist by becoming their therapist's therapist. It's theraption.
Me trying to out-therapy my therapist by becoming their therapist's therapist. It's theraption.
11 months ago
133
When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable 😂 #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
1 year ago
66
When you love Twilight a little too much 😂
When you love Twilight a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115
Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. 🤷‍♂️
Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago
116
When you find the gravity of the Death Star in the Android API documentation. 😂 Not bad, Android developers, not bad. 👍
When you find the gravity of the Death Star in the Android API documentation. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Not bad, Android developers, not bad. ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
137