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My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I went to Japan and coated them in gold. ✨
My therapist told me to embrace my flaws, so I went to Japan and coated them in gold. ✨
1 year ago
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Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
1 year ago
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When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks 😂. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks 😂. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
1 year ago
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Me exercising my right to bear arms 💪🇺🇸
Me exercising my right to bear arms 💪🇺🇸
1 year ago
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Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles 🥰 Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep 😫
Expectation: Baby giggles and sweet cuddles 🥰 Reality: Baby feet in your face and 2 hours of sleep 😫
1 year ago
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When you're a genius but still want to play with blocks 🧠🔬🤣
When you're a genius but still want to play with blocks 🧠🔬🤣
1 year ago
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Me trying to impress my crush with my "amazing" dance moves 😂
Me trying to impress my crush with my "amazing" dance moves 😂
1 year ago
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When the detox foot pad pulls out last night's pasta dinner. 🍝
9 months ago
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Me trying to avoid eye contact with Jimmy Wales after accidentally editing the Scopophobia Wikipedia page: 👀
Me trying to avoid eye contact with Jimmy Wales after accidentally editing the Scopophobia Wikipedia page: 👀
1 year ago
253
👗 Women see style, men see... well, you know! 😏
👗 Women see style, men see... well, you know! 😏
1 year ago
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🚀 Taking career advice from a Jedi... what could go wrong? 😅✨
🚀 Taking career advice from a Jedi... what could go wrong? 😅✨
1 year ago
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The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." 🤢
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The realist sees the glass and says, "This is probably piss." 🤢
1 year ago
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If you know 5 people without problems, I NEED their numbers. Asking for a friend.
If you know 5 people without problems, I NEED their numbers. Asking for a friend.
1 year ago
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🌀 When your strongest opinion is from the 1700s... #ThrowbackBeliefs 📜
🌀 When your strongest opinion is from the 1700s... #ThrowbackBeliefs 📜
1 year ago
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Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": 😰
Me when someone says "Free speech includes hate speech": 😰
1 year ago
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