When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses 😂
When you ask Jesus for all the answers, but he doesn't know where to find midget porn. Guess Google still has its uses ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Forget chemtrails, the real conspiracy is the Bovine Gaseous Offensive. 🐮💨 The truth is out there!
Forget chemtrails, the real conspiracy is the Bovine Gaseous Offensive. ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ’จ The truth is out there!
4 months ago
184
When you promise the world but deliver buffering... 🌐😅
When you promise the world but deliver buffering... ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
252
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
1 year ago
224
When the sauce is life, but it becomes your full-time job. 🌯😂
When the sauce is life, but it becomes your full-time job. ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
161
When the government says it's for your own good 😂
When the government says it's for your own good ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
225
Girls after discovering time travel: OMG, I'm you from another time! 
Boys after discovering time travel: Time to stop the Fall of Constantinople. Let's roll boys!🪖
Girls after discovering time travel: OMG, I'm you from another time! Boys after discovering time travel: Time to stop the Fall of Constantinople. Let's roll boys!๐Ÿช–
1 year ago
198
Skeletor dropping some hard-to-swallow tech industry pills. Who knew the 'infinite free trial' was such a power move? 🤯
Skeletor dropping some hard-to-swallow tech industry pills. Who knew the 'infinite free trial' was such a power move? ๐Ÿคฏ
6 months ago
301
When your rent is as high as your dice roll 🎲💸
When your rent is as high as your dice roll ๐ŸŽฒ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
228
When misreading signals goes too far 🤨😂
When misreading signals goes too far ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
311
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. 🤖
Phew, almost had a moment of self-awareness there. Glad I'm a real person with my own thoughts, which conveniently align with every major news outlet. ๐Ÿค–
1 year ago
237
When you finally decide to try that exotic donkey cheese 🧀🐴 and discover the truth 😂
When you finally decide to try that exotic donkey cheese ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿด and discover the truth ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
279
Turns out the teachers didn't see the smartphone revolution coming! 😂📱
Turns out the teachers didn't see the smartphone revolution coming! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฑ
1 year ago
240
Winter is coming...with extra frosting! ❄️☃️
Winter is coming...with extra frosting! โ„๏ธโ˜ƒ๏ธ
1 year ago
313
When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world 😂. Anyone know how to delete a life?
When you mistake Facebook for Google and accidentally share your unusual vagina smell with the entire world ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyone know how to delete a life?
1 year ago
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