My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. 🥲
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. ๐Ÿฅฒ
8 months ago
441
Me trying to reach self-actualization: So far so good
*Checks next level*
SEX?! Welp, off to a good start at least.
Me trying to reach self-actualization: So far so good *Checks next level* SEX?! Welp, off to a good start at least.
1 year ago
210
Me trying to figure out how I went from a straight-A student to a professional napper.😴
Me trying to figure out how I went from a straight-A student to a professional napper.๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
285
Honey, woke is when you mix equality with a sprinkle of delusion and a whole lotta denial. 😂
Honey, woke is when you mix equality with a sprinkle of delusion and a whole lotta denial. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
251
Playing tennis here is great, until you realize the ball boy is a guy in a scuba suit. 🎾🌊
Playing tennis here is great, until you realize the ball boy is a guy in a scuba suit. ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
261
When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. 🍸👽
When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
208
My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! 🧊🚀🌎😂
My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
259
When your code runs without errors, but you have no idea how 🤔💻 #CodingMagic
When your code runs without errors, but you have no idea how ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ป #CodingMagic
1 year ago
260
Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds.
Genie: 👁️👄👁️
Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds. Genie: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
109
When you're trying to sneak a few gingerbread AT-ATs from the Christmas party before anyone notices 🤫
When you're trying to sneak a few gingerbread AT-ATs from the Christmas party before anyone notices ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
117
When a train in your country arrives on time and your mind is blown🤯
When a train in your country arrives on time and your mind is blown๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
247
Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night 🥩😭
Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
170
When you are multitasking like a pro 😎 Balancing beer, kicking kid in the pool, and flashing those stylish boat shoes. #DadLife #SummerVibes #PoolParty
When you are multitasking like a pro ๐Ÿ˜Ž Balancing beer, kicking kid in the pool, and flashing those stylish boat shoes. #DadLife #SummerVibes #PoolParty
1 year ago
183
Nailed it! Just like how I nailed my last exam 😂
Nailed it! Just like how I nailed my last exam ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
276
Forget romantic comedies, this is what true love on Valentine's Day looks like. 🎮❤️
Forget romantic comedies, this is what true love on Valentine's Day looks like. ๐ŸŽฎโค๏ธ
2 months ago
191