Discover memes at random โ you never know what you will find next.
My daily schedule is pretty packed, as you can see. Just another day living the dream, I guess. ๐ฅฒ
8 months ago
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Me trying to reach self-actualization: So far so good
*Checks next level*
SEX?! Welp, off to a good start at least.
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out how I went from a straight-A student to a professional napper.๐ด
1 year ago
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Honey, woke is when you mix equality with a sprinkle of delusion and a whole lotta denial. ๐
1 year ago
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Playing tennis here is great, until you realize the ball boy is a guy in a scuba suit. ๐พ๐
1 year ago
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When the aliens finally arrive, and your only concern is losing your drink. ๐ธ๐ฝ
1 year ago
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My solution to global warming: We launch the oceans into space, where they instantly freeze into giant ice cubes, then send them back to Earth in insulated capsules. Problem solved! ๐ง๐๐๐
1 year ago
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When your code runs without errors, but you have no idea how ๐ค๐ป #CodingMagic
1 year ago
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Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds.
Genie: ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you're trying to sneak a few gingerbread AT-ATs from the Christmas party before anyone notices ๐คซ
1 year ago
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When a train in your country arrives on time and your mind is blown๐คฏ
1 year ago
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Me explaining to my dog why we can't have steak every night ๐ฅฉ๐ญ
1 year ago
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When you are multitasking like a pro ๐ Balancing beer, kicking kid in the pool, and flashing those stylish boat shoes. #DadLife #SummerVibes #PoolParty
1 year ago
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Nailed it! Just like how I nailed my last exam ๐
1 year ago
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Forget romantic comedies, this is what true love on Valentine's Day looks like. ๐ฎโค๏ธ