New washing instructions are terrifying. 😩
New washing instructions are terrifying. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
287
When you ask your child what they want for Christmas, and they take it a little too literally 😂
When you ask your child what they want for Christmas, and they take it a little too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
245
When you want a free ride home but can't afford a taxi 😂🚓
When you want a free ride home but can't afford a taxi ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš“
1 year ago
221
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
1 year ago
115
Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: 🥂
Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: ๐Ÿฅ‚
1 year ago
243
When you realize your surgeon skipped the anatomy chapter on the human body. Oops! 🤖👨‍⚕️
When you realize your surgeon skipped the anatomy chapter on the human body. Oops! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ
10 months ago
279
Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year...because they can't open a jar 🤣
Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year...because they can't open a jar ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
151
The family reunion just got a whole lot more interesting! 😂🧬
The family reunion just got a whole lot more interesting! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿงฌ
1 year ago
222
When your meme game is strong but your social life is Forever Alone 😂
When your meme game is strong but your social life is Forever Alone ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
281
Zelenskyy trying to buy a new HIMARS system after his last funding request got denied:

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Zelenskyy trying to buy a new HIMARS system after his last funding request got denied: Card Declined Go Fund Yourself
1 year ago
167
Business is booming, even when the bodies are dropping. Gotta respect the hustle of a Liberty City hotdog vendor. 🌭
Business is booming, even when the bodies are dropping. Gotta respect the hustle of a Liberty City hotdog vendor. ๐ŸŒญ
3 months ago
194
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. 😬
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
257
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
1 year ago
148
That friendly 1 a.m. reminder that Zuck is always watching. 👀
That friendly 1 a.m. reminder that Zuck is always watching. ๐Ÿ‘€
11 months ago
298
When the chat turns into an international roast battle! 🇨🇦😂
When the chat turns into an international roast battle! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
228