"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
"I'm not saying God is racist, but have you seen the first drafts?"
1 year ago
211
Florida Man proving that anyone can become a nuclear physicist with enough scrap and a little bit of... ✨radiation✨
Florida Man proving that anyone can become a nuclear physicist with enough scrap and a little bit of... โœจradiationโœจ
1 year ago
146
When you are late for your flight and decide to land wherever is closer ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
262
Me trying to adult: 0/10 agility, but 10/10 determination 🐕💪
Me trying to adult: 0/10 agility, but 10/10 determination ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
310
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone📱🤦‍♀️
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
138
Me pretending to care about what day it is 😂
Me pretending to care about what day it is ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
159
The duality of parental concern. One brings the love ❤️, the other brings the suspicion 🧐.
The duality of parental concern. One brings the love โค๏ธ, the other brings the suspicion ๐Ÿง.
10 months ago
299
When life gives you water bottles, defy gravity! 💪💦
When life gives you water bottles, defy gravity! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year ago
203
Me working so my cat can live their best life 😂
Me working so my cat can live their best life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
199
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern 😂.  Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
When your unborn child's future attractiveness is your primary concern ๐Ÿ˜‚. Someone needs a parenting manual... or maybe a time out.
1 year ago
208
A timeless piece of public service announcement from the legendary Dave Chapelle. If you know, you know. ✍️
A timeless piece of public service announcement from the legendary Dave Chapelle. If you know, you know. โœ๏ธ
10 months ago
291
Back in the day, even kids could enjoy a pack of candy cigarettes. Now, they just vape cotton candy flavor.💨
Back in the day, even kids could enjoy a pack of candy cigarettes. Now, they just vape cotton candy flavor.๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
299
POV: Michelangelo doesn't want your energy drink suggestions, Adam. ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RenaissanceFail #CreationOfThirst
1 year ago
232
Rick Astley: The ultimate paradoxical legend! 🎶🙃
Rick Astley: The ultimate paradoxical legend! ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ™ƒ
1 year ago
317
Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? 💀😂
Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
217