My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. 👣
My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. ๐Ÿ‘ฃ
1 year ago
282
When your love life is more complicated than a Seinfeld plot 🤔💔
When your love life is more complicated than a Seinfeld plot ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’”
1 year ago
407
Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" 🧛‍♂️💰😂
Vampires in movies be like: "I've been compounding interest since the 19th century, what's your excuse?" ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
457
Sharing is caring... until it involves your favorite pair of panties! 😅👗
Sharing is caring... until it involves your favorite pair of panties! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘—
1 year ago
328
POV: You are in group therapy with all the classic Halloween monsters
POV: You are in group therapy with all the classic Halloween monsters
1 year ago
391
She's just getting a head start on her next birthday roleplay.
She's just getting a head start on her next birthday roleplay.
1 year ago
251
When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
1 year ago
193
When you gotta protect your little one from diaper rash at all costs 😂 #callofdiddy #babysfirstshooter
When you gotta protect your little one from diaper rash at all costs ๐Ÿ˜‚ #callofdiddy #babysfirstshooter
1 year ago
326
When you want world peace but are also prepared for a 'going out with a bang' party. ✌️💥
When you want world peace but are also prepared for a 'going out with a bang' party. โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
11 months ago
387
Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen 🐜
Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen ๐Ÿœ
1 year ago
301
When you accidentally congratulate someone at a funeral 💀
When you accidentally congratulate someone at a funeral ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
371
When anti-gravity kicks in and life gets too real! 😂🚀
When anti-gravity kicks in and life gets too real! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
244
Back when 'likes' meant holding hands and avoiding polio! 😅🕺
Back when 'likes' meant holding hands and avoiding polio! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
196
Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. 😈🍑🔥
Grandma's vintage "exercise equipment" from the basement. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
278
When life gives you lemons, start an online debate 🍋💻
When life gives you lemons, start an online debate ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
243