When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂.  🤠
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
1 year ago
177
When your ride is bumpy but your mood is unshakable 😏🚍
When your ride is bumpy but your mood is unshakable ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš
1 year ago
227
Leveling up from Cosplay to Galaxy Brain: When your anime obsession reaches cosmic proportions! 🌌🧠😂
Leveling up from Cosplay to Galaxy Brain: When your anime obsession reaches cosmic proportions! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
203
When your life goals take a detour... 🏃‍♂️🧦 #PlotTwist
When your life goals take a detour... ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿงฆ #PlotTwist
1 year ago
160
When you're a vampire who's still figuring out the transformation spell 🦇😅
When you're a vampire who's still figuring out the transformation spell ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
123
Checkmate, everyone. Jabba has spoken and settled the great debate once and for all. You just can't argue with that logic! 😂
Checkmate, everyone. Jabba has spoken and settled the great debate once and for all. You just can't argue with that logic! ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
178
Me buying a used BMW: I know you've had other owners, but as long as you still drive me right 😉
Me buying a used BMW: I know you've had other owners, but as long as you still drive me right ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
168
When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks 😂. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks ๐Ÿ˜‚. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
1 year ago
159
Rihanna: *says she likes chains and whips*
Her ancestors in heaven: 💀
Rihanna: *says she likes chains and whips* Her ancestors in heaven: ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
99
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands 😂
Me trying to find a girl that will commit after having so many one night stands ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
292
When you're expecting... quadruplets... but they're trying to escape 😱😂
When you're expecting... quadruplets... but they're trying to escape ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
106
I don't always talk to art students, but when I do, I make sure to ask for the largest fries they can find and some ketchup packets to dip those golden taters in. 🍟
I don't always talk to art students, but when I do, I make sure to ask for the largest fries they can find and some ketchup packets to dip those golden taters in. ๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
191
Me: Can I offer you a small prayer of thanks for the glutes? 🙏
Me: Can I offer you a small prayer of thanks for the glutes? ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
257
When your gym buddy asks you for a spot and uses you as his personal weight rack.  🤬
When your gym buddy asks you for a spot and uses you as his personal weight rack. ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
134
Me trying to find the end of the packing tape.
Me trying to find the end of the packing tape.
1 year ago
143