When $19.95 isn't just a price, it's your new currency! 💸✨
When $19.95 isn't just a price, it's your new currency! ๐Ÿ’ธโœจ
1 year ago
168
The stapler from Floor 4 is having a better vacation than I am. They said do not remove, they didn't specify from where. 😂
The stapler from Floor 4 is having a better vacation than I am. They said do not remove, they didn't specify from where. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
218
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your 🍆 into the 🕳️, then it's like riding a 🐂.  🤠
When you try to "le faire l'amour" and accidentally slip your ๐Ÿ† into the ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ, then it's like riding a ๐Ÿ‚. ๐Ÿค 
1 year ago
177
CRT monitors: built for maximum cat comfort. LCD monitors: feels bad, bro.
CRT monitors: built for maximum cat comfort. LCD monitors: feels bad, bro.
1 year ago
118
Me trying to explain to my grandma that Linux is superior to Windows for video editing 😂
Me trying to explain to my grandma that Linux is superior to Windows for video editing ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
178
Joe Rogan discovering peanuts grow in the ground and not on trees. 😂 Squirrels would destroy peanut trees if they existed. 🐿️
Joe Rogan discovering peanuts grow in the ground and not on trees. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Squirrels would destroy peanut trees if they existed. ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ
1 year ago
131
When you're playing Yahtzee and roll five sixes: "NAHTZEE!"
1 year ago
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When you ask Twitter for relationship advice and get roasted into a new career path. 🤡
When you ask Twitter for relationship advice and get roasted into a new career path. ๐Ÿคก
4 months ago
259
When your game's graphics are more realistic than your life 🌄🎮😂
When your game's graphics are more realistic than your life ๐ŸŒ„๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
167
When you gotta make sure every area is squeaky clean! 🍑😂
When you gotta make sure every area is squeaky clean! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
181
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
1 year ago
112
When your garage door becomes a neighborhood legend 🏠💥 'Nothing to see here, folks!' 🚫🔬
When your garage door becomes a neighborhood legend ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ’ฅ 'Nothing to see here, folks!' ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ”ฌ
1 year ago
99
When your computer and your lifestyle both run on the latest OS 🌈💻
When your computer and your lifestyle both run on the latest OS ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
155
When you see your food coming
When you see your food coming
1 year ago
124
Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in 😬
Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
154