Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
1 year ago
214
Me trying to find a good seat at the movie theatre 😂
Me trying to find a good seat at the movie theatre ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
224
When you and your teammates are all aiming for that sweet assist bonus๐Ÿ’ฐโšฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
145
Me looking at other people's cringe status updates to feel better about myself 😂
Me looking at other people's cringe status updates to feel better about myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
216
Too soon? Nah.
Too soon? Nah.
1 year ago
238
When you asked for extra hands to help, but the universe got a bit too literal! 👐😂
When you asked for extra hands to help, but the universe got a bit too literal! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
122
Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
Moderates be like: "We got this." Radicals be like: "Hold my beer and watch this."
1 year ago
150
Warning: May cause extreme turbulence and instant regret. 🌪️😂
Warning: May cause extreme turbulence and instant regret. ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
304
Me trying to explain my code to my rubber duck 🐍
Me trying to explain my code to my rubber duck ๐Ÿ
1 year ago
205
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
Park like a lady they said. It'll be empowering they said. (Now where's the nearest tow truck emoji?)
1 year ago
252
Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one 😂
Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
173
When your kid demands the latest console but you hit em with the Silver Surfer challenge 😂.  Parenting level: Expert.
When your kid demands the latest console but you hit em with the Silver Surfer challenge ๐Ÿ˜‚. Parenting level: Expert.
1 year ago
140
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. 👶💩
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
238
When you really want to make sure your point gets across 💥🎯
When you really want to make sure your point gets across ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽฏ
1 year ago
295
9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion 😂.  Free food motivation is REAL! 🥐🍳🍉
9 AM at home: still snuggled up in bed. 7 AM at a hotel: already conquered the breakfast buffet like a champion ๐Ÿ˜‚. Free food motivation is REAL! ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ‰
1 year ago
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