Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you."
Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that 😂"
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you." Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
240
When you accidentally put the boat in "R" instead of "D" 🚤💥
When you accidentally put the boat in "R" instead of "D" ๐Ÿšค๐Ÿ’ฅ
1 year ago
172
Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch 😂
Me trying to explain to my wife why I suddenly became nostalgic looking at a black couch ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
208
When you're just doing your job, but everyone thinks you're the bad guy 😂🐢 #JustKoopaThings
When you're just doing your job, but everyone thinks you're the bad guy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿข #JustKoopaThings
1 year ago
177
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" 
Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." 
Interviewer: 🤨
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
151
When you accidentally open the front camera during a zoom meeting with the HR.
When you accidentally open the front camera during a zoom meeting with the HR.
1 year ago
152
When you thought it was just the girls posing for a photo... Surprise! 🎉😂 There's a whole other party happening in the background! #photobomb #schooldance #mindfuck
When you thought it was just the girls posing for a photo... Surprise! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜‚ There's a whole other party happening in the background! #photobomb #schooldance #mindfuck
1 year ago
182
Me avoiding awkward small talk by pretending I'm racist. Just in case.
Me avoiding awkward small talk by pretending I'm racist. Just in case.
1 year ago
229
The space race: when bragging rights meant risking your life for a giant leap for mankind (and maybe some extra government funding) 🚀👩‍🚀👨‍🚀
The space race: when bragging rights meant risking your life for a giant leap for mankind (and maybe some extra government funding) ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
219
🍔 When social distancing means staying away from salads! 🤔💬
๐Ÿ” When social distancing means staying away from salads! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฌ
1 year ago
249
When your best friend is also your fashion twin and you accidentally coordinate your outfits a little too well 😂. My family's starting to think we're a couple, but hey, at least we have matching socks. 👯‍♂️
When your best friend is also your fashion twin and you accidentally coordinate your outfits a little too well ๐Ÿ˜‚. My family's starting to think we're a couple, but hey, at least we have matching socks. ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
281
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. 🔥
A match made in hell. They're both bringing the heat with these roasts. I think this is what they call love. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
10 months ago
209
Suddenly, nuclear weapons are a very good reason NOT to attack. Funny how that works. 🤔
Suddenly, nuclear weapons are a very good reason NOT to attack. Funny how that works. ๐Ÿค”
6 months ago
320
When sharing is caring gets a little too close! 😅👫💻
When sharing is caring gets a little too close! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
259
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. 
Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude.  Our relationship is what? Over.
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
1 year ago
239