When you tell your kids to sit down for the 50th time and they still don't listen 😂
When you tell your kids to sit down for the 50th time and they still don't listen ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
184
When your pickup lines are straight out of the history books... the really dark chapters. 💀
When your pickup lines are straight out of the history books... the really dark chapters. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
338
That's one magic mushroom right there! 🍄
That's one magic mushroom right there! ๐Ÿ„
1 year ago
302
I'm blushing from this blood rush of never having realized these not ever before seen contractions 😂
I'm blushing from this blood rush of never having realized these not ever before seen contractions ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
182
When you find the gravity of the Death Star in the Android API documentation. 😂 Not bad, Android developers, not bad. 👍
When you find the gravity of the Death Star in the Android API documentation. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Not bad, Android developers, not bad. ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
259
When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no 🏄‍♂️🚔
When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš”
1 year ago
209
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! 😭😂
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
149
Me trying to convince myself that 2 years in a dead-end relationship wasn't a waste of time.
Me trying to convince myself that 2 years in a dead-end relationship wasn't a waste of time.
1 year ago
133
Boy Scouts teaching essential survival skills: identifying toilet paper alternatives in the wild 😂
Boy Scouts teaching essential survival skills: identifying toilet paper alternatives in the wild ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
269
When you buy a new phone and find a 5-second video of a confused factory worker in the video library: 🤔 "Is this a standard feature?" 😂
When you buy a new phone and find a 5-second video of a confused factory worker in the video library: ๐Ÿค” "Is this a standard feature?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
281
POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
1 year ago
184
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." 
Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
1 year ago
231
When you tell yourself it'll be a quick 5 minutes online... 6 hours later 🤣💻😴
When you tell yourself it'll be a quick 5 minutes online... 6 hours later ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
209
When you're arguing with someone online and they start using "facts" and "logic 😂 #PoliticalHumor #LiberalvsRepublican
When you're arguing with someone online and they start using "facts" and "logic ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PoliticalHumor #LiberalvsRepublican
1 year ago
239
The goodest boy accidentally became the scariest boy. Send help (and new pants). 😂🕷️
The goodest boy accidentally became the scariest boy. Send help (and new pants). ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
1 year ago
202