Smoothness level: -100. She wanted a throne, he gave her a face wash. 🤦‍♂️
Smoothness level: -100. She wanted a throne, he gave her a face wash. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
160
When the escape room designer took 'over the top' a bit too seriously 😂. Between the cyborg grizzly bear and the psychic octopus, I'm not sure where to even begin!  Is that cake worth it? 🤔
When the escape room designer took 'over the top' a bit too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚. Between the cyborg grizzly bear and the psychic octopus, I'm not sure where to even begin! Is that cake worth it? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
363
Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
Me waiting for Jesus to come back so I can finally tell him about how my mom ruined Christmas of '09.
1 year ago
306
When you try to show off at the gym but gravity has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚ #gymfail #workoutfails
1 year ago
285
Me trying to escape my responsibilities. ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
327
When you download a movie and get sued by the entire film industry 😭💰
When you download a movie and get sued by the entire film industry ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
294
Me trying to explain the Matrix trilogy to my friends after taking both pills.
Me trying to explain the Matrix trilogy to my friends after taking both pills.
1 year ago
173
When sharing is caring gets a little too close! 😅👫💻
When sharing is caring gets a little too close! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
354
My entire existence was erased for Ghostbusters II. I ain't afraid of no ghost, but I am afraid of my parents' priorities. 👻📼
My entire existence was erased for Ghostbusters II. I ain't afraid of no ghost, but I am afraid of my parents' priorities. ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ“ผ
11 months ago
281
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
1 year ago
380
When you're the mayor, the entire population, and the whole workforce of your town all at once 😂
When you're the mayor, the entire population, and the whole workforce of your town all at once ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
301
When someone asks why non-Muslims aren't allowed in Mecca🤔
When someone asks why non-Muslims aren't allowed in Mecca๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
301
Me: *Finally gets a day off to relax at the beach*.  Sand Ninjas: *Surprise Motherf*cker!*
Me: *Finally gets a day off to relax at the beach*. Sand Ninjas: *Surprise Motherf*cker!*
1 year ago
238
My little sister thought my antidepressants needed a boost of happiness 😂
My little sister thought my antidepressants needed a boost of happiness ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
306
Me trying to figure out if I'm shortsighted or not: 🤔
Me trying to figure out if I'm shortsighted or not: ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
189