Fast track to heavenly bliss! 🚀👶✨
Fast track to heavenly bliss! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ถโœจ
1 year ago
69
Choose your flight path wisely. One takes you to the stars, the other... not so much. 🚀
Choose your flight path wisely. One takes you to the stars, the other... not so much. ๐Ÿš€
3 months ago
110
US government spending priorities be like: 'Free college for everyone? Nah, let's spend billions on a war instead.' 🤷‍♂️💸
US government spending priorities be like: 'Free college for everyone? Nah, let's spend billions on a war instead.' ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
3 months ago
165
Me trying to find the end of the packing tape.
Me trying to find the end of the packing tape.
1 year ago
99
When GDPR makes your inbox explode 🤯📧
When GDPR makes your inbox explode ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ“ง
1 year ago
135
When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
1 year ago
131
When you think your new shoes are the future but Kevin Durant hits you with a legendary roast. That's a violation! 💀
When you think your new shoes are the future but Kevin Durant hits you with a legendary roast. That's a violation! ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
101
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED 😂
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
93
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion 😂
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
143
😂 When plans change but you're already halfway through organizing the 'party'... 📞😅
๐Ÿ˜‚ When plans change but you're already halfway through organizing the 'party'... ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
60
🎯 When 'Follow Your Dreams' takes a wrong turn! 🚀🤦‍♂️
๐ŸŽฏ When 'Follow Your Dreams' takes a wrong turn! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
114
POV: You're a tennis ball and this trippy pupper is coming for you!๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
114
Talk about a complicated relationship status. 😬
Talk about a complicated relationship status. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
154
Me trying to figure out the difference between there, their, and they're
Me trying to figure out the difference between there, their, and they're
1 year ago
97
Me trying to convince my body to leave my warm bed in winter๐Ÿฅถ
1 year ago
101