Skeptical African Kid: So you're telling me...you have so much clean water that you just...poop in it?  🚽🤔
Skeptical African Kid: So you're telling me...you have so much clean water that you just...poop in it? ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
214
This sweater is the Konami Code to a stylish winter. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start... your winter wardrobe!
This sweater is the Konami Code to a stylish winter. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start... your winter wardrobe!
1 year ago
214
Me trying to reach self-actualization: So far so good
*Checks next level*
SEX?! Welp, off to a good start at least.
Me trying to reach self-actualization: So far so good *Checks next level* SEX?! Welp, off to a good start at least.
1 year ago
290
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery 😂
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
292
When the sunbeam calls your name 😴☀️
When the sunbeam calls your name ๐Ÿ˜ดโ˜€๏ธ
1 year ago
443
Finding a unique screen name in the future: harder than finding a parking spot at the mall on Christmas Eve. 😂
Finding a unique screen name in the future: harder than finding a parking spot at the mall on Christmas Eve. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
176
This is my financial advisor now 💰
This is my financial advisor now ๐Ÿ’ฐ
1 year ago
309
Me trying to convince my friends to go hiking with me.
Me trying to convince my friends to go hiking with me.
1 year ago
279
That's not a power-up, Mario! That's a trip to the ER! 🏥 This is what happens when you eat a bad mushroom.
That's not a power-up, Mario! That's a trip to the ER! ๐Ÿฅ This is what happens when you eat a bad mushroom.
14 days ago
81
NYC street preacher starter pack: 1) Wearing Repent Sinner t-shirt. 2) Yelling at everyone that doesn't agree with their views. 3) A crypto bro that is angry about something. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
366
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroom… and not in the kitchen
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโ€ฆ and not in the kitchen
1 year ago
183
This is my dog. He's licensed to kill... boredom. 😂
This is my dog. He's licensed to kill... boredom. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
442
Hillary and Obama were playing Mafia Wars in a UN meeting and Putin was the one who killed Hillary in the game 😂
Hillary and Obama were playing Mafia Wars in a UN meeting and Putin was the one who killed Hillary in the game ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
309
When pirating is smoother than a DVD intro marathon 🍿💻
When pirating is smoother than a DVD intro marathon ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
227
When your dad wants you to dual-boot before you can even ride a bike 😂💻
When your dad wants you to dual-boot before you can even ride a bike ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
338