When your car gets more action than you 😂 #NissanMaxima #RelationshipGoals
When your car gets more action than you ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NissanMaxima #RelationshipGoals
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Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian 😂👽
Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
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When your parents find your DeviantArt account 😬
When your parents find your DeviantArt account ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain my weekend to my therapist.๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
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Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in 😬
Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
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POV: you're an ancient pharaoh who invented timestamps to skip the NordVPN sponsor segment.
POV: you're an ancient pharaoh who invented timestamps to skip the NordVPN sponsor segment.
1 year ago
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When the instructions are clear but the execution is... questionable! 😅🤰📢
When the instructions are clear but the execution is... questionable! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿ“ข
1 year ago
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Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!"  📉🔥 Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." 👵📈
Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!" ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ”ฅ Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 year ago
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When she says “two checks please” 😭😭😭
When she says โ€œtwo checks pleaseโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out how I went from a straight-A student to a professional napper.😴
Me trying to figure out how I went from a straight-A student to a professional napper.๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
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Me after accidentally confessing my deepest desires instead of saying "I want to kiss your puppy" 🥹
Me after accidentally confessing my deepest desires instead of saying "I want to kiss your puppy" ๐Ÿฅน
1 year ago
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They'll be looking for knives, not for... 'tactical accessories'. Modern problems require modern solutions. 😉
They'll be looking for knives, not for... 'tactical accessories'. Modern problems require modern solutions. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
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POV: When your trying to relax next to the runway but the jet blast has other plans for you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
1 year ago
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Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" 😭
Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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