American /b/: "I respect your opinion. But I disagree with it.  Let me explain why..." 
European /b/: *incoherent screaming and racial slurs*
American /b/: "I respect your opinion. But I disagree with it. Let me explain why..." European /b/: *incoherent screaming and racial slurs*
1 year ago
109
Me trying to figure out how the things I studied relate to the exam 😵‍💫
Me trying to figure out how the things I studied relate to the exam ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year ago
106
Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.'  Word to your mother.
Yo, check it, it's ya boy A.H. droppin' some sick rhymes 'bout my life. Straight outta Braunau, Austria, representin' the Third Reich. Keepin' it real with Eva in the back, license plate sayin' 'Fuhrer.' Word to your mother.
1 year ago
100
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? 

Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?

Me: GET OUT 🚪
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
1 year ago
107
Taxpayers: What is my purpose?
Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles.

Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
Taxpayers: What is my purpose? Rick: You fund a lavish lifestyle for elite pedophiles. Me: *nodding* Sounds about right.
11 months ago
137
Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. 🥺
Me trying to impress my crush in Calculus class. ๐Ÿฅบ
1 year ago
119
It's all fun and games until someone gets waxed... 😉😂
It's all fun and games until someone gets waxed... ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
124
When internet threads take a twist darker than your morning coffee ☕💀
When internet threads take a twist darker than your morning coffee โ˜•๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
112
When your 'trim' turns into a haircut catastrophe 😱✂️ #Oops
When your 'trim' turns into a haircut catastrophe ๐Ÿ˜ฑโœ‚๏ธ #Oops
1 year ago
154
Happiness is submission to GODZILLA!🦖
Happiness is submission to GODZILLA!๐Ÿฆ–
1 year ago
124
When the burger's so big, it serves you existential thoughts at no extra cost! 🍔🤯
When the burger's so big, it serves you existential thoughts at no extra cost! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
141
Me trying to unify all my charging cables into one universal standard, only to realize I now have 15 different types of charging cables.
Me trying to unify all my charging cables into one universal standard, only to realize I now have 15 different types of charging cables.
1 year ago
115
She thinks it's for a ring, but I'm investing in a different kind of long-term relationship. 🤖
She thinks it's for a ring, but I'm investing in a different kind of long-term relationship. ๐Ÿค–
6 days ago
35
When you're supposed to read '1984' as a warning, not an instruction manual. ✍️
When you're supposed to read '1984' as a warning, not an instruction manual. โœ๏ธ
6 months ago
165
🌍 Miss Europe: Changing times, changing styles! 👗👵 #FutureFashion
๐ŸŒ Miss Europe: Changing times, changing styles! ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘ต #FutureFashion
1 year ago
113