This must be the real definition of "Like father, like son" 😂
This must be the real definition of "Like father, like son" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
91
When an atheist tries to find a Santorum supporter on Craigslist 💀
When an atheist tries to find a Santorum supporter on Craigslist ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
109
When your spirit guide is more 'wow' than 'wolf' 😂🌕 #LeadByExample
When your spirit guide is more 'wow' than 'wolf' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ• #LeadByExample
1 year ago
87
One guy sold stolen ideas and got called Jesus, the other invented C and UNIX and got... ignored? 🤔 The tech world is a strange place. 😂
One guy sold stolen ideas and got called Jesus, the other invented C and UNIX and got... ignored? ๐Ÿค” The tech world is a strange place. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
When the president's policies are so disastrous, they could be classified as bioterrorism. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
113
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.😈
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
121
When love gets a little...economically savvy 💸❤️
When love gets a little...economically savvy ๐Ÿ’ธโค๏ธ
1 year ago
147
Jesus: "When they said, 'no more nails,' I thought they were joking! 😂"
Jesus: "When they said, 'no more nails,' I thought they were joking! ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
88
When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RamboHousewife
1 year ago
67
Me trying to hide from my responsibilities
Me trying to hide from my responsibilities
1 year ago
84
Forget 'cool as a cucumber', I AM the cucumber now. Peak relaxation has been achieved. 🥒🧘
Forget 'cool as a cucumber', I AM the cucumber now. Peak relaxation has been achieved. ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿง˜
9 months ago
92
Me pretending to not know my kid is using drugs ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
130
When 'socializing' had a different meaning 😅📱
When 'socializing' had a different meaning ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ“ฑ
10 months ago
107
When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
11 months ago
168
Me pretending to understand what my friends are talking about after I've been off social media for a week 😂
Me pretending to understand what my friends are talking about after I've been off social media for a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
80