Me trying to mow the lawn after downing 5 Red Bulls.โ๏ธ
1 year ago
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Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐ค Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐
1 year ago
134
When you try to "neg" a girl and it backfires spectacularly ๐ #smoothoperator #epicfail
1 year ago
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Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to find something interesting to read while using the bathroom:
*Picks up shampoo bottle and starts reading ingredients*
Yes...yes...quite fascinating indeed...
1 year ago
168
When 'you are negative' takes a wrong (and hairy) turn! ๐ฌ๐๐ฆ
1 year ago
312
When you sign your kids up for dance classes and they turn out to be the next generation of disco divas.๐๐บ
1 year ago
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Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
1 year ago
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When she says she likes her car cleaned with a special touch ๐
1 year ago
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She started a historical war, and he decided to finish it with an even older historical reference. ๐
10 months ago
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I followed this recipe to make rice krispies treats. They look easy enough to make, even I can't mess this up. ๐