Me trying to play it cool after my date goes to the bathroom and never comes back 😂😭
Me trying to play it cool after my date goes to the bathroom and never comes back ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
168
When Pong is life and fingers are just a bonus 🎮🕹️
When Pong is life and fingers are just a bonus ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
1 year ago
124
When you're trying to enjoy a parade, but your friend spots the ice cream truck ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
106
🍽️ Who knew breakfast could save the world? 🥓 #BaconPeace
๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Who knew breakfast could save the world? ๐Ÿฅ“ #BaconPeace
1 year ago
136
This eBay seller is a true entrepreneur 😂. They're not selling an iPad, but the *opportunity* to buy an iPad. What a deal!  Just imagine the possibilities! #eBayHustle #NotAniPad
This eBay seller is a true entrepreneur ๐Ÿ˜‚. They're not selling an iPad, but the *opportunity* to buy an iPad. What a deal! Just imagine the possibilities! #eBayHustle #NotAniPad
1 year ago
178
When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no 🏄‍♂️🚔
When you just want to catch some waves but the governor says no ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš”
1 year ago
170
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. 👑
If Elon can juggle rockets, tweets, and a dozen kids, she can definitely text you back. Know your worth, king. ๐Ÿ‘‘
9 months ago
223
When Germans see 'Unlimited Speed' signs, they turn on chill mode 😎
When Germans see 'Unlimited Speed' signs, they turn on chill mode ๐Ÿ˜Ž
1 year ago
146
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie... then I did the math 🤨💀
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie... then I did the math ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
148
When you turn your phone sideways and realize you have all the syndromes.
When you turn your phone sideways and realize you have all the syndromes.
1 year ago
170
When you ask your child what they want for Christmas, and they take it a little too literally 😂
When you ask your child what they want for Christmas, and they take it a little too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
199
Me trying to explain to my mom how I fixed the wifi by turning it off and back on.
Me trying to explain to my mom how I fixed the wifi by turning it off and back on.
1 year ago
161
Me pretending to be shocked when someone asks how sex works
Me pretending to be shocked when someone asks how sex works
1 year ago
192
He understood the assignment... a little too well. Meet Twin #1 and Twin #2! 😂
He understood the assignment... a little too well. Meet Twin #1 and Twin #2! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
158
"Woke up dead" 💀 has way more dramatic flair than "died in their sleep" 😴
"Woke up dead" ๐Ÿ’€ has way more dramatic flair than "died in their sleep" ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
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