When life gives you lemons, form a political party and make lemonade out of the bitter taste of the opposition's policies 🍋👊
When life gives you lemons, form a political party and make lemonade out of the bitter taste of the opposition's policies ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‘Š
1 year ago
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Me at my boss's funeral thinking "who's late now?"💀😂
Me at my boss's funeral thinking "who's late now?"๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
198
When you take "one pedal driving" a little too literally 😂
When you take "one pedal driving" a little too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
246
Politicians before and after elections be like: 🥺➡️😐
Politicians before and after elections be like: ๐Ÿฅบโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
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Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects 😂
Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Who needs a yacht when you can work 24/7 to send humanity to Mars? Elon gets it. 🚀
Who needs a yacht when you can work 24/7 to send humanity to Mars? Elon gets it. ๐Ÿš€
5 months ago
284
🎣 When the Instagram glam is just a flashy facade... Always remember who's steering the ship! 🚤😂
๐ŸŽฃ When the Instagram glam is just a flashy facade... Always remember who's steering the ship! ๐Ÿšค๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When galaxies collide, even Batman can't escape the Force! 🍿🦇⚔️
When galaxies collide, even Batman can't escape the Force! ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฆ‡โš”๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you search for 'easy Halloween costumes' and find your true calling as a cozy, human-sized slug. 🐛
When you search for 'easy Halloween costumes' and find your true calling as a cozy, human-sized slug. ๐Ÿ›
10 months ago
146
When state laws leave you neigh-ver knowing what's allowed next! 🌿💍🐴
When state laws leave you neigh-ver knowing what's allowed next! ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿด
1 year ago
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When you're a dragon queen but Tinder still confuses you 🐉🔥 #BetaOrbiters
When you're a dragon queen but Tinder still confuses you ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ”ฅ #BetaOrbiters
1 year ago
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Facebook's security check be like: "Prove you're not a robot by typing 'humping grandchildren'"
Facebook's security check be like: "Prove you're not a robot by typing 'humping grandchildren'"
1 year ago
146
Cosplay Fail 😂: When your LOTR-loving girlfriend mistakes you for a giant... in the wrong way. #TooBigForAHobbit
Cosplay Fail ๐Ÿ˜‚: When your LOTR-loving girlfriend mistakes you for a giant... in the wrong way. #TooBigForAHobbit
1 year ago
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One million dollars 😈
One million dollars ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
189
POV: you perform a pig prank. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿท
1 year ago
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