Me trying to make friends in the real world after spending 200 hours escaping the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
Me trying to make friends in the real world after spending 200 hours escaping the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
1 year ago
340
This hat speaks volumes. Literally. And it's thirsty for something stronger than political discourse. 🍹🍸
This hat speaks volumes. Literally. And it's thirsty for something stronger than political discourse. ๐Ÿน๐Ÿธ
1 year ago
366
The kind of urgent 2 AM life advice you get from a newly retired dad who has way too much time on his hands. 👴
The kind of urgent 2 AM life advice you get from a newly retired dad who has way too much time on his hands. ๐Ÿ‘ด
7 months ago
347
When your alarm clock is a Smirnoff bottle 🍹🕒
When your alarm clock is a Smirnoff bottle ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ•’
1 year ago
209
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. 😂
That moment when you realize your baby cries like they just ran a marathon through a sprinkler. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
310
When you're off the grid and out of the loop 🌍📺
When you're off the grid and out of the loop ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“บ
1 year ago
350
When your cover is blown, but you're too famous to care 🤔🍸
When your cover is blown, but you're too famous to care ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿธ
1 year ago
395
When your teeth are getting more attention than your love life 😂🦷
When your teeth are getting more attention than your love life ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆท
1 year ago
262
Single? Just make a heart-shaped egg. Problem solved! ❤️
Single? Just make a heart-shaped egg. Problem solved! โค๏ธ
1 year ago
342
That's one way to make a first impression on your future father-in-law. 😬
That's one way to make a first impression on your future father-in-law. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
220
Me trying to disappear from my responsibilities ๐Ÿ˜‚ #magic #illusion #disappear
1 year ago
262
Spotted a man bun in the wild? Instantaneously transforms into a walking, talking trash bag emoji 🥷😂
Spotted a man bun in the wild? Instantaneously transforms into a walking, talking trash bag emoji ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
204
Me and the boys showing up to Sunday mass after a weekend of intense Larping 😂
Me and the boys showing up to Sunday mass after a weekend of intense Larping ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
274
Rihanna: *says she likes chains and whips*
Her ancestors in heaven: 💀
Rihanna: *says she likes chains and whips* Her ancestors in heaven: ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
181
POV: You're the other toes watching your little toe get absolutely destroyed on the corner of a cabinet 🤕
POV: You're the other toes watching your little toe get absolutely destroyed on the corner of a cabinet ๐Ÿค•
1 year ago
373